Am I the toughest guy irl on P99?

[gotrocks]

Originally Posted by Strifer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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"Welcome to the inaugural bout of the new RnWWF here on Tigglesp99 everybody, joining me tonight is none other than Hasbinbad, HBB what do you think tonight's outcome is going to be?"
"Well Strifer I always said I wanted to see this before I die, so whoever wins all I know is it's downhill from here"
"Oh god! Eashan just powerbombed Lron through Eccezan's announcer table!"
"Speaking of breaking tables, do you know how many millions of dollars the united states governm-"
"Wrong place, wrong time! And heres the pin! 1,2, and 3!!! Eashan wins!"

I could see this becoming a thing.

lol'd hard. this why strifer is the shit.

'speaking of breaking tables..' line and the following is what really did it for me, brilliant.

Originally Posted by hbb

I'M SERVER LEGIND"

his face will be on the p99 wheaties box next year.

[Estolcles]

Originally Posted by Strifer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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"Welcome to the inaugural bout of the new RnWWF here on Tigglesp99 everybody, joining me tonight is none other than Hasbinbad, HBB what do you think tonight's outcome is going to be?"
"Well Strifer I always said I wanted to see this before I die, so whoever wins all I know is it's downhill from here"
"Oh god! Eashan just powerbombed Lron through Eccezan's announcer table!"
"Speaking of breaking tables, do you know how many millions of dollars the united states governm-"
"Wrong place, wrong time! And heres the pin! 1,2, and 3!!! Eashan wins!"

I could see this becoming a thing.

I lol'd HARD.

Actually, the state of VA could book a p99 user vs. p99 user match.

It'd be totally one sided, and I'd lose (the other guy is a higher level in game and IRL), but it'd still be a server first.

Maybe edit the video to have our player names and guild tags over our heads the whole time.

Sadly, I'd just end up making Europa look bad, though.

[Hasbinbad]

"HBB here joining lron for some post-fight discussion. lron, can you tell me what you think went wrong?"

"I'M SERVER LEGIND!"

"Yes well, thanks for that. And now we turn to our still-reigning champion, 'The Nazi,' Eashan Basterd. Eashan it seemed like you took control right at the beginning of the fight and ended it quickly. Was that your plan coming in to this fight, or did you take advantage of the opportunity that presented itself in the form of a limp-wristed lron?"

"Well I just sorta sat on him, and that was pretty much my plan."

"Thank you Eashan, now back to Strifer at ringside."

[FoxxHound]

I'm black. I think I might win by default. I mean I beat people up like Harrison on a daily basis. For being Harrison.

[aowen]

If you have to ask, probably not. But either way, stupid ass thread

[susvain0362]

I know for a fact i could beat up anyone on this server. Except for katrik. She can beat me up

[susvain0362]

I only fight with bloody syringes

[gotrocks]

Originally Posted by Rellapse21 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

with mud

Originally Posted by susvain0362 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I only fight with bloody syringes

[Lron]

The commentary is pretty amazing. I would fight any level one and not get below 1/2 % health on this server but I do not have a character here yet.

As for RL, there still is not a single person on this server that would dare look into my eyes if we came in contact at a bar anywhere in the country.

[Lron]

Remember that i started playing EQ on rallos zek, the pinnacle of weeding out weakness in any mmo ever and I was considered the best on the server. My rogue friend who would stalk PKs with me won the first BOTB rogue event and i could not participate in the paladin one because i was in the hospital for aids treatment.