Worst DDoS experience gets 20k

[Rhambuk]

So since I really only have plat on my account these days and am wishing to help out the poor folk suffering many deaths and time lost and all of their frustrations I am doing what I can.

I know there will be people making up stories to try and win 20k so it will be hard to judge, the winner will be announced when the ddos attacks end for at least a 3day period, or until a staff says they have found a solution.

Rules

1- You must be UNDER level 40
2- You must be OVER level 15
3- No twink(this will be hard, honor system really but if i see you log in or i recognize you as a tiwnk no win)
4-Preferrably no alts(this will be almost nearly impossible to enforce, honor system, but I would really like to give this to someone leveling the first time and who truly needs it.
5- Must post publicly here, with excrutiating detail (the worse the story the more likely your chances, if you have to take a shot and ripp 5 butts because your stressed post it!)
6-1 post only! if you post that you died yesterday, but today you died your group disbanded it took you 20 minutes to find a port etc your first entry is your only entry.
7-You must post your characters name and level in your original post.

I WILL be making the final decision, thats not to say people who cannot enter or feel a certain story is truly deserving shouldn't send me a pm as a vote per se. I will consider them, but as I said the final decision is mine.

Good luck! share your misery! Mwuahahaha!