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Old 06-24-2013, 09:55 PM
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Lol @ scared of queef.
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:06 PM
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Dude if I was eating a chick out or giving a rim job. If she farted from either end. It would be a deal breaker. One time though, I was nailing a chick from behind, and she qeefed so hard it shot out my dick. Was so epic I bought her a mil shake after.
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:09 PM
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Hbb you fucked Tralina and paid her faire and food cost... I can only imagine how many times she farted when you were nailing her and sharing donuts. Your internet persona make work on her. It just doesn't persuade me to think you slept with more than two woman your entire life without paying....
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:24 PM
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Hbb you fucked Tralina and paid her faire and food cost... I can only imagine how many times she farted when you were nailing her and sharing donuts. Your internet persona make work on her. It just doesn't persuade me to think you slept with more than two woman your entire life without paying....
i bet your conception of reality is at least half based on tabloid magazines
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Old 06-24-2013, 09:58 PM
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queefs dont even smell

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Old 06-24-2013, 10:00 PM
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I bet there are smelly ones. Either way sucking or licking out a fart into your mouth is disgusting
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:11 PM
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the whole farting thing is fuckin silly.

my girl actually met a dude who would not let her fart or even shit in his house. they werent dating but i think that makes it even more ridiculous. If the human body and its functions gross you out that much, male or female, you should not be having sex because it should revolt you (to be clear, this guy was trying to sleep with her while she was with me and failed miserably).

If you're a guy, and you don't let your significant other fart, you are trying to hold women to an ideal in your head that is never and will never be true. Or you're just fucking weird, cmon man, everyone farts.

If you're a gal, and you dont let your significant other fart, you're a prissy little princess and i suggest you take a big whiff of the toilet bowl next time you shit, because yes it does in fact stink. Or you're just fucking weird, cmon girl, everyone farts.

There are exceptions here, if you're having some really rancid gas you definitely need to take that shit into account. I don't care how comfortable you are with someone, smelling straight ass coming out of someones ass is fucking horrible. Farts that only smell mildly and disapate quickly do not qualify for this rule.

And lastly, to answer your question grahm, you really should ask your partner after the first couple times you have sex. I really think that if you can't fart in front of someone you're dating that you shouldn't be dating that person. If you two can't share gas with each other, whats going to happen when the big stuff comes around, like showering while she takes a shit in the morning? Seriously though, that shows a level of discomfort that should be broken down quickly in a good relationship.

fart away, boys.
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:12 PM
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IIRC HBB stood Tral up and never actually met her in person.
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Old 06-24-2013, 10:13 PM
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IIRC HBB stood Tral up and never actually met her in person.
He likes to say that
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Old 06-25-2013, 12:54 AM
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IIRC HBB stood Tral up and never actually met her in person.
^, mostly. "stood up" is maybe not the right phrase.
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