Trimming eyebrows is hard - Page 3

Guybrush · #21 05-15-2013, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Faerie Blossom [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Also, stop shaving and using soap. You wouldn't want to appear as though you care for yourself, that's girly and dumb :/

Hah! A true man needs not groom his eyebrows or wash himself to impress a woman; a true man sees what he wants and TAKES IT through sheer strength and power. For example, every time someone gives me a boner, I tear off my shirt which reveals my hairy nipples and pectoral muscles, flex at her a few times and point at my tattoo so she knows that I’m a rebel. This 9/10 times will get her wet and wild but if it doesn’t, I go on to step 2: hands on. In step 2, I stomp over to her while roaring like a charging Viking, forcefully pushing all lesser men who stand in my way to the ground. When I get to her, I burp in her face, slap her and pick her up on to my back then disappear in to the night with her. She’ll show up at her house a week later in a wheelchair, her vagina chafed and bruised, dizzy from countless orgasms and there will be only one thing on her mind until the day of her death: Grundwald “Grumpy” Gunderson.

Rhambuk · #22 05-15-2013, 08:42 AM

I'm sorry but if the one thing that turns a woman away from me are my untrimmed eyebrows, she can go fuck herself.

Recycled Children · #23 05-15-2013, 08:44 AM

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tiny brian confirmed

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Hasbinbad · #24 05-15-2013, 11:19 AM

i tweeze my unibrow once or twice a year

Hollywood · #25 05-15-2013, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Nuk3Afr1ca [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

After spending 30 minutes trying to cut my eyebrows so they're all symmetrical and stuff, I've acquired a new admiration for the craftsmanship and dedication that goes into Visage' eyebrow trimming.

Men aren't supposed to have even or symmetrical eyebrows - it's not natural looking and it's women who notice that.

Also, don't cut them, pluck them. What's the point of cutting them to thin them and make them shapely, if you have them grow back thicker and more wild?