Win a date with Lron

[quido]

I have lots of romantic sentences to share but unfortunately this thread hasn't been on page 2 or more for three days yet.

[Halfelfbard]

Ill cut ur head off and put it on a ant hill, then piss down ur exposed throat.

So romantic.

[Peatree]

"M" is for the mudflaps you gave me for my pickup truck.

"O" is for the oil in my hair"

T" is for T-Bird

"H" is for Haggard

"E" is for Eggs...

and "L" is for......LRON!

[Cecily]

This thread just seems like an application to be sexually assaulted by an online predator.

[Trollcake]

Originally Posted by Lron [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Win a date with me, Lron!

Rules: Whoever writes the most romantic sentence after this thread has been on page 2 or more for 3 days wins!

What do you win? A date with The Server Legend himself. I will fly you out to Texas, provide 2 nights room, board, accommodations and dinner for 2 at a romantic restaurant tucked away in the hill country of this big beautiful state.

I will be judging which sentence or poem is the most romantic, so try to appeal to what you know gets me in the gizzard.

Thank you for playing and good luck!

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[SamwiseRed]

lul this guy was griefed off eqmac by a bunch of hipsters. wouldnt last 2 min on blue, wouldnt last 2 seconds on red