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[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by America [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dad i'm kind of a winner

I closed a dunk of business today and came home with a check to cheering crowds. and u'd lol if I told u what my BF accomplished same day

Don't equate me with a floridian thank u

That was a maerilith reference. Also, still convinced you’re from Indiana for some reason

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That was a maerilith reference. Also, still convinced you’re from Indiana for some reason

My cousin has a wife from Indiana. She did all the house work and worked, while my cousin played games at home (he has since grown up and got a job to fair -- but she still makes most the money).

He would be "whats for dinner?" when she got home. "It better not be..."etc. She would just be all whiny and apologetic. The guy is a hero of sorts. I really wish I could be that shameless sometimes.

[Patriam1066]

Marriage is very fulfilling if you have emotional intelligence and don’t harvest lettuce for a living

[America]

Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Marriage is very fulfilling if you have emotional intelligence and don’t harvest lettuce for a living

[America]

i really want a ring from a certain boy, i have to tell you

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by shoes2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the only rings I own go on my cock and I have a nice assortment

Bike riding and piercings? Are you committed to destroying any sensation in your dick or something?

Might as well just start the estrogen now.

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by JurisDictum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bike riding and piercings? Are you committed to destroying any sensation in your dick or something?

Might as well just start the estrogen now.

I lol’ed

March dunk of the month. Mead still has dunk of the year

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by shoes2 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

a cock ring is not a piercing, sorry you are not sexually active maybe next time

keep posting

Cock ring can also refer to a piercing. I didn't even realize those were called cockrings, since most go around your balls.

I don't own one, I don't have problems maintaining an erection. Although I've seen a few in gay porn.

[America]

on Monday I talked a 20-year old girl out of getting a free promotional tattoo for buying $150 in weed in a local shop on the coming holiday of 4/20. She's a shopkeep at a head shop who has sort of a crush on me. She turns 21 on 4/18 or something so she's like building it up into a big deal. "My first legal 4/20!" is a phrase she used.

She said she was planning on getting a weed leaf on her ankle, so she could show it to her kids someday and say "this is a thing I did". I made a face and told her to ruminate on it. She said, "what's that word mean?" I explained and she got all doe-eyed, "that's such a smart word..." I told her she needs to know these words to be a veterinarian (which she is in school for). That mommy energy really got her off. It was executed quite beautifully. I've been suuuper charming lately.

I also got her to quit drinking soda. she's like 3 weeks clean. I'm honestly a prettygood influence on the earth.

[Wonkie]

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