Dating thread

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The first girl I’m dating, the one that’s actually interesting and fun, is having her stuff shipped to my house from CA before she gets into her apartment

I told her I had some mattress show up today, and she thanked me for helping. I told her no problem, Ernie has been clawing the shit out of my new couch, it will be nice for him to have a new mattress to scratch for a while. She got the joke, unlike the other hotter Asian who has my jokes whoosh over her gorgeous head half the time

I told her I just said “No Ernie, let me take it out of the box first, hold your horses”

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[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The first girl I’m dating, the one that’s actually interesting and fun, is having her stuff shipped to my house from CA before she gets into her apartment

I told her I had some mattress show up today, and she thanked me for helping. I told her no problem, Ernie has been clawing the shit out of my new couch, it will be nice for him to have a new mattress to scratch for a while. She got the joke, unlike the other hotter Asian who has my jokes whoosh over her gorgeous head half the time

I told her I just said “No Ernie, let me take it out of the box first, hold your horses”

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It's big she trusts you. Might be worth pursuing by giving up the bong.

Hope this helps.

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Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's big she trusts you. Might be worth pursuing by giving up the bong.

Hope this helps.

Edibles. Smoke is poison. It’s been so long since I’ve used a bong I dont even remember how to use. Like I know the small pipe bowl takes the gunpowder to light, and you pour the weed onto the water in the main pipe. But I forget if you also put ice down the shaft too or not

And nah I stop for no man (meaning the short version of mankind)

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Edibles. Smoke is poison. It’s been so long since I’ve used a bong I dont even remember how to use. Like I know the small pipe bowl takes the gunpowder to light, and you pour the weed onto the water in the main pipe. But I forget if you also put ice down the shaft too or not

And nah I stop for no man (meaning the short version of mankind)

For the better maybe. Memory foam is hot as shit so she'd probably want to leave and take you with her anyway. Hsss.

[Xer0]

Originally Posted by NopeNopeNopeNope [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Smoke is poison.

Willie nelson didn't quit smoking weed until he was 92. If that were true wouldn't he be long dead? And It's okay to admit you can't handle reality without the use of mind altering substances.

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Originally Posted by Xer0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Willie nelson didn't quit smoking weed until he was 92. If that were true wouldn't he be long dead? And It's okay to admit you can't handle reality without the use of mind altering substances.

So if I find someone who smoke and ate 2 packs of cigarettes per day and somehow lived to the age of like 110, that would mean that all that we know about smoke being unhealthy is somehow wrong?

Even if that reductive, child-like logic were true, and it’s not, I doubt Willie Nelson was as into cardio intensive exercise as I am

If I had to pick between “relying on a substance” and having your deductive reasoning, I’d take my reliance any day and twice on Sunday

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It’s the thought that counts?

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Yeah... don't date communists

they give you homework ;/