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Old 04-28-2020, 05:12 PM
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So you got your dicks (guild), pussies (casuals), and assholes (riot)

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes.

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Old 04-29-2020, 03:32 PM
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So you got your dicks (guild), pussies (casuals), and assholes (riot)

Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes.

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Old 04-28-2020, 06:09 PM
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Lemme quote Trey Parker and Matt Stone guise, it was really funny after a few tokes of dope.
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Old 04-28-2020, 06:39 PM
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Lemme quote Trey Parker and Matt Stone guise, it was really funny after a few tokes of dope.
ok boomer.
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Old 04-28-2020, 10:18 PM
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ok boomer.
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Old 04-29-2020, 03:45 PM
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dicks = rotations, scheduled raiding = pussies, racing = assholes.
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Old 04-29-2020, 03:46 PM
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That was pretty much the polar opposite of funny
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Old 04-29-2020, 06:49 PM
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That was pretty much the polar opposite of funny
Let me expand your vocabulary and intelligence. You probably need the help anyways but...

Look up the word Antithesis.
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Old 04-30-2020, 09:48 PM
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Let me expand your vocabulary and intelligence. You probably need the help anyways but...

Look up the word Antithesis.
Teach me another, you god damn thesaurus.
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Old 05-01-2020, 07:20 AM
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Let me expand your vocabulary and intelligence. You probably need the help anyways but...

Look up the word Antithesis.
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