Best one sentence summation of how I feel, ever.

[Illuzionz]

Originally Posted by DrKvothe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It probably wasn't the best idea to create plants on the 3rd day and wait until the 4th day to make the sun. But he created light on the first day, so problem solved?

It's two separate creations. The first men he created were what we know now as neanderthals and other primitive humans. Adam and Eve were the first humans with the bodies we now have. No inconsistencies, only misinterpretations.

Originally Posted by Sidelle

Is that what it means to be Pentacostal? Believing in all that speaking in tongues stuff? That's how the bible was translated and transcribed? Oh man...

No disrespect intended but I've known some Pentacostals in my life and they are some of the most judgmental motherfuckers I've ever met. And it's just weird how they fall into a trance and start the speaking in tongues stuff, but of course the regular person can't understand them.

Well there's probably a pretty big difference between someone who actually experiences Pentecost and someone pretending to. Generally if you're imbued with the Holy Spirit then odds are you're not going to be a judgmental mother fucker as you so put it.

[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Illuzionz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's two separate creations. The first men he created were what we know now as neanderthals and other primitive humans. Adam and Eve were the first humans with the bodies we now have. No inconsistencies, only misinterpretations.



Well there's probably a pretty big difference between someone who actually experiences Pentecost and someone pretending to. Generally if you're imbued with the Holy Spirit then odds are you're not going to be a judgmental mother fucker as you so put it.

Speaking of Adam and Eve.. I just did a google search because I wanted to know more about Cain & Abel because I was wondering who the hell they could have possibly married....
Google says they married their sisters.... wtf...

[Gaffin']

the fact you guys and ladies made this hbb thread go 30 pages makes me fucking sick. hope you all die with your religious evolution BULLSHIT

[Sidelle]

^Lol. Yeah, didn't wanna add to it but got curious about some shitz.

[DrKvothe]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Speaking of Adam and Eve.. I just did a google search because I wanted to know more about Cain & Abel because I was wondering who the hell they could have possibly married....
Google says they married their sisters.... wtf...

Populations go through bottlenecks in nature under a lot of different circumstances. When the species in question reproduces sexually, inbreeding is necessary when this happens. The story is utter bullshit, but what it describes isn't surprising considering how biblical figures treat women in their families:

"Behold now, I have two daughters that have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing, forasmuch as they are come under the shadow of my roof."

[Illuzionz]

Originally Posted by DrKvothe [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Populations go through bottlenecks in nature under a lot of different circumstances. When the species in question reproduces sexually, inbreeding is necessary when this happens. The story is utter bullshit, but what it describes isn't surprising considering how biblical figures treat women in their families:

"Behold now, I have two daughters that have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as is good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing, forasmuch as they are come under the shadow of my roof."

It's cool how you take quotes out of context. He wasn't actually going to give his daughters to the men and nor did he. He was trying to protect the angels that were sent to him by God whom came and struck all of the aggressors with blindness.

there's a story in the bible about a girl getting her dad drunk and fucking him

Only because they thought everyone in the world was just killed when the angels dropped a nuke on Sodom and Gomorrah. Interestingly enough, Sodom and Gomorrah was where the Dead Sea is now and there is evidence that a nuclear device was used there many thousands of years ago. I actually believe that modern events and technology help shed light on many of the events that occurred in the Bible. Nagasaki and Hiroshima is a perfect example. Two cities just like Sodom and Gomorrah, all wiped out in a single strike.

[pharmakos]

^lol

i never realized that

[DrKvothe]

Creation theory in Genesis 1:
...And God said, “Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.” And God created great whales and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind; and God saw that it was good.And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply on the earth.”And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.And God said, “Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind: cattle and creeping thing and beast of the earth after his kind”; and it was so.And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind; and God saw that it was good.And God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, after Our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.So God created man in His own image, in the image of God created He him; male and female created He them.
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And God saw every thing that He had made, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
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Creation theory in Genesis 2:
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had made; and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had made.And God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it, because in it He had rested from all His work which God created and made. These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the Lord God made the earth and the heavens, and before every plant of the field was in the earth, and before every herb of the field grew; for the Lord God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground...
And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul...
And the Lord God said, “It is not good that the [B]man should be alone[/B}; I will make him a helper meet for him.”And out of the ground the Lord God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air, and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them; and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof...
And the rib which the Lord God had taken from man, made He a woman and brought her unto the man.

God apparently forgot that he'd already created man and woman together on the 6th day, because he created man again after the seventh day then decided he was lonely so he made birds and animals which he'd already made on the 5th and 6th day. Then he decided man was lonely, because he forgot about the women he created on the 6th day, so he made a woman from a piece of the man, because apparently his god juice was running thin.

[Daldolma]

itt people that don't understand they're being trolled in a subforum of a 14-year old elf simulator attempt to understand the origins of the universe

[Sidelle]

How can so many people believe that the bible is the actual word of god when it was translated and written by men. Flawed, human, woman-hating, agenda-having, truth-hiding MEN! They wrote it, not god.

Pls explain that for me, someone.