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Old 08-24-2016, 10:47 AM
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Wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand my art. Not to call you shallow, but you lack the necessary depth to appreciate something as complex as this piece.

The picture depicts an overweight man with glasses who appears to be caught off-guard while working on his computer. But what is really going on here? Let’s examine a little deeper. He is working on his 1990’s computer that he brought with him from Kazakhstan. Being an unsociable immigrant, things have not been going well for Kushie in America. On top of his social problems, he has been missing raids lately because of CPU overheating and his raid attendance is suffering greatly. He is doing this work himself while not wearing cloths, this is a reflection of the work he has had to pick up (male fluffer) and his lack of money (poor). The indignation in his eyes comes from the fact that every time a sweaty man unzips his pants to be fluffed, he remembers his wife and kids who were murdered by the General during the great war in Kazakhstan. You see, he couldn’t save the General’s son from a gunshot wound and was blamed for the death personally. Nevermind that he had spent the last 25 years as a field surgeon. In his rage the General hobbled Kushie’s wife by cutting her feet off and she is now expected to spread her legs for any man in the army without question. But that’s all in the past since his discovery of P99 and the forum persona Kushie.
A little too sinister in the finale...
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Old 08-24-2016, 01:36 PM
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Wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand my art. Not to call you shallow, but you lack the necessary depth to appreciate something as complex as this piece.

The picture depicts an overweight man with glasses who appears to be caught off-guard while working on his computer. But what is really going on here? Let’s examine a little deeper. He is working on his 1990’s computer that he brought with him from Kazakhstan. Being an unsociable immigrant, things have not been going well for Kushie in America. On top of his social problems, he has been missing raids lately because of CPU overheating and his raid attendance is suffering greatly. He is doing this work himself while not wearing cloths, this is a reflection of the work he has had to pick up (male fluffer) and his lack of money (poor). The indignation in his eyes comes from the fact that every time a sweaty man unzips his pants to be fluffed, he remembers his wife and kids who were murdered by the General during the great war in Kazakhstan. You see, he couldn’t save the General’s son from a gunshot wound and was blamed for the death personally. Nevermind that he had spent the last 25 years as a field surgeon. In his rage the General hobbled Kushie’s wife by cutting her feet off and she is now expected to spread her legs for any man in the army without question. But that’s all in the past since his discovery of P99 and the forum persona Kushie.
i understand you take negativite reactions as proof of masterful trolling but yuck. this isnt funny its just gross and really fucking weird.
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Old 08-24-2016, 02:13 PM
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I don't wear glasses and I'm not poor. You're trying too hard. I'm sorry for making you mad about being a little bitch crying about wu-tang surnames, I didn't mean to trigger you.
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Old 08-24-2016, 03:06 PM
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Gotta push the limits to find the line bro
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Old 08-24-2016, 04:29 PM
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Spyder vs Kushie is like the special olympics of trolling
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Old 08-24-2016, 08:59 PM
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Probably because us neckbeards don't venture far from our lairs/caves!
dald mate, whats the go to shit to farm in luclin?
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Old 08-24-2016, 10:06 PM
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For platinums... Probably tradeskill stuff to start. Superb/Flawless Rockhopper Hides from DSP will sell decently well, especially since it provides an avenue beyond 158 Tailoring for anyone worried about Shawl 6/8 combines and for the main cash cow of Luclin... The Earring of the Solstice. Basically every non-cutting edge caster and hybrid on the server is going to want one.

Hopefully you foraged and saved stuff from your Velious Adventures.

Dragon Eggs (WW/ToV), Branch of Planar Oak (PoGrowth), Plains Pebble (Karanas), Wild Cabbage (North Karana) being some of the more annoying forage things to get in mass. Other than those foraged items you need some drops from the perma rooted plants in FG, some Spider silk and a Druid/Cleric of Tunare and Karana to Imbue.

Beyond that, for actual farming stuff to sell, I can see mostly spells like Spirit of the Eagle being decent sales in the beginning, I always farmed that off Elysians in UP. The tradeable gear from Luclin really isn't that incredible after farming out Velious. Not too much that really pops out for farmable loot.

But really, if selling No Drop loot rights is common, VT Shards, specifically the Maiden's Eye one are going to be very expensive. A good bard can keep all the PHers cleared by swarm kiting once you figure out the camp.

MQs for Seru Earring would sell well too. The Loyalist Shield can basically be sold as an MQ too with the rare vampire ashes (dat 50 AC Back item).
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Old 08-24-2016, 10:40 PM
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let me know if u actually read this so i can make fun of u
Read it because well, I'm moving on to Luclin and want to go in prepared!
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Old 08-24-2016, 11:35 PM
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Vyemm down
Grats, you're prepared for Luclin.

I don't know what version of Acrylia Caverns you are going to get, but definitely farm out the burrower in there. The Talisman is damn near BiS neck for priests with clicky 2 mana regen that stacks with everything along with several other Mana Regen items and the group PE shaman club. A very easy 2-group style mob.
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Old 08-25-2016, 01:30 PM
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Vyemm down
grats guys
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