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Old 09-19-2022, 07:52 PM
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idk but this plane is going down.

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Old 09-19-2022, 11:25 PM
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Stop thinking what you’re thinking
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Old 09-19-2022, 11:33 PM
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That this is an extremely gross and weird way to get an STD?
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Old 09-20-2022, 12:23 AM
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Thats where covid came from.
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Old 09-20-2022, 12:38 AM
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I'm thinking she has another lady up her butt.
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Old 09-20-2022, 12:48 AM
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f*(@# me in my chest hole.
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Old 09-20-2022, 12:55 AM
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centaurs are where rainbows come from

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Old 09-20-2022, 03:15 AM
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I was also thinking horse dongs r pretty massive she has a good tuck. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 09-20-2022, 07:16 AM
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beast system: everybody knows that females prefer dildo's to males because men are lousy lovers, don't blame me blame evolution

beast system: did you know many studies suggest 99% of humans fancy horse dong but are too ashamed to tell anybody but the fact of the matter is that humans are no different to animals so it's perfectly natural for humans to want horse dong up their asses. don't be ashamed, go indulge and enjoy that horse dong with pride. it's cool. Be a pioneer and bring awareness to this very important issue (upload video proof of your brave love or it doesn't count!).

beast system: another interesting scientific fact for you: women 'squirt' just like men do even better than men actually (god's honest truth cross my heart and hope to die)
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Old 09-20-2022, 08:15 AM
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[somewhere deep in hollywood]

Hollywood Producer: yo actor, i want you to read this script and tell me if you're interested in playing the lead role

Actor: aight

[some time later]

Hollywood Producer: what do you think bish?

Actor: the character you want me to play is a religiously racist and homophobic white dude and because i'm shiny me playing him will glorify him. i thought we were against all that...

Hollywood Producer: i'll pay you $5 million for your services. are you in or out?

Actor: i'm in

Hollywood Producer: fandabidozi

Actor: what excuse shall I use when i'm asked why i played this character

Hollywood Producer: say that when you first read the script you were totally horrified and felt sick to the stomach by it but you decided to do it because it was a challenging script that would test your acting ability to the fullest and you thought it would do some good by bringing much needed awareness to racism and homophobia

Actor: nice

Hollywood Producer: now come sit on daddy's lap and enjoy the limelight for a little while

Actor: aight

Hollywood Producer: beast system sing me a song

Actor: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur. Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr Purr Purr
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