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#242
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Stop thinking what you’re thinking
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#244
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Thats where covid came from.
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#245
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I'm thinking she has another lady up her butt.
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lootmaxxed and eq pilled
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#246
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f*(@# me in my chest hole.
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#249
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beast system: did you know many studies suggest 99% of humans fancy horse dong but are too ashamed to tell anybody but the fact of the matter is that humans are no different to animals so it's perfectly natural for humans to want horse dong up their asses. don't be ashamed, go indulge and enjoy that horse dong with pride. it's cool. Be a pioneer and bring awareness to this very important issue (upload video proof of your brave love or it doesn't count!). beast system: another interesting scientific fact for you: women 'squirt' just like men do even better than men actually (god's honest truth cross my heart and hope to die) | |||
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Last edited by Elfminster; 09-20-2022 at 07:38 AM..
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#250
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[somewhere deep in hollywood]
Hollywood Producer: yo actor, i want you to read this script and tell me if you're interested in playing the lead role Actor: aight [some time later] Hollywood Producer: what do you think bish? Actor: the character you want me to play is a religiously racist and homophobic white dude and because i'm shiny me playing him will glorify him. i thought we were against all that... Hollywood Producer: i'll pay you $5 million for your services. are you in or out? Actor: i'm in Hollywood Producer: fandabidozi Actor: what excuse shall I use when i'm asked why i played this character Hollywood Producer: say that when you first read the script you were totally horrified and felt sick to the stomach by it but you decided to do it because it was a challenging script that would test your acting ability to the fullest and you thought it would do some good by bringing much needed awareness to racism and homophobia Actor: nice Hollywood Producer: now come sit on daddy's lap and enjoy the limelight for a little while Actor: aight Actor: Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, Little Ball of Fur. Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, Purr Purr Purr | ||
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Last edited by Elfminster; 09-20-2022 at 08:44 AM..
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