Elon Won't Buy Twitter

[Bardp1999]

I heard Musk plowed Amber Heard, good for him

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by Kaveh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That was my least favorite episode of black mirror

Actually, I only liked two of them. So I guess that isn’t saying much

really? I liked that one. Thats a horrifying accidental way to not pass the great barrier [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Botten]

Ha!

Twitter will take Elon Musk to court to force him to buy it for $44 billion

[Jibartik]

What a weird story that whole thing turned out to be.

[Kaveh]

Yeah that offer was way more valuable than the company is, which still isn’t profitable. Because he had a 9% stake, it’s technically illegal in every modern country that isn’t the US (incontrovertibly). Here it’s still probably against SEC rules, but he isn’t Martha Stewart or poor so he’ll probably get away with it. Either way, very dumb if he isn’t following through

He will hopefully be fined $100 billion and attached to a spacex rocket at launch if there’s a second offense (market manipulation)

[Rainik Stormseeker]

Originally Posted by Botten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ha!

Twitter will take Elon Musk to court to force him to buy it for $44 billion

Good; discovery will reveal the truth about the massive overvaluation due to the true bot account tally. Twitter had refused to disclose that (after warranting only ~5% of accounts were bots) , or perhaps they did recently - either way - they would have already violated the representation and warranties they made in the acquisition agreement.

This will be fun.

[Ooloo]

Elon Munsk bad because left wing people say he bad durrp. Check my brain out.

Twitter refuses to disclose botcount despite claiming it's 5%, which you might say IS revealing it, they just don't want anyone verifying that number. Nothing fishy whatsoever.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Elon Munsk bad because left wing people say he bad durrp. Check my brain out.

Twitter refuses to disclose botcount despite claiming it's 5%, which you might say IS revealing it, they just don't want anyone verifying that number. Nothing fishy whatsoever.

Got prof?

[Horza]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Elon Munsk bad because left wing people say he bad durrp. Check my brain out.

Twitter refuses to disclose botcount despite claiming it's 5%, which you might say IS revealing it, they just don't want anyone verifying that number. Nothing fishy whatsoever.

Elon Musk good because Fox News talking heads say he good? That brain of yours isn't looking too great.

[Ooloo]

Originally Posted by Horza [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Elon Musk good because Fox News talking heads say he good? That brain of yours isn't looking too great.

No you doofus, the left loved the guy until he stepped out of line about retarded trans bullshit or something.

Make electric car that people actually want to buy = good!
Talk bad thing about leftist sacred cow = worse than good electric car, he is now maga chad beep boop!

Retarded.