<Apex>

[Beastagoog]

btw Bali's where you go to have a cheap shit holiday with watered down alcohol.

so if you went to bali expecting anything more than that, you lost.

it's like a tween's holiday spot where they go for their "first international holiday" on a 500$ spend limit.

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Beastagoog [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

btw Bali's where you go to have a cheap shit holiday with watered down alcohol.

so if you went to bali expecting anything more than that, you lost.

it's like a tween's holiday spot where they go for their "first international holiday" on a 500$ spend limit.

Noted. I actually maintain a list of all UK vacation spots so I can completely avoid them. Going to start a new one for Australia as well.

Basically got Gibraltar crossed off as well as a few other Asian locales.

Ibiza is dangerously close to making the banned list but it's still diverse enough. The tweens are catching on though.

[Beastagoog]

Can add Thailand 2 that list too.

[Beastagoog]

Thailand has all the washed up 20 somethings who are the next MMA fighter who are doing a 10 week Mauy Thai crash course while trying to take as much drugs have as much sex with 1 dollar hookers and take 1000000p instgram shots of them training so all the people back home can see how hard they are training.

Include in 1 x shot of a tiger, 1 x shot of an elephant, and 1 x shot of them with a thai monk and you've completed the 10 week MMA Mauy Thai challenge.

Here's a classic photo:

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Edit: p.s and atleast 1 quote about how only the strong go on or some shit thai monk saying they read on the wall of the mauy thai gym they are at.

Edit #2. On arrival home they go train for another 2-3 months and prep for their first amateur fight.... lose it to some hard training 18 year old...so they then quit Mauy Thai to spend the next 2-5 years talking about how bad arse they were at mauy thai while smoking 20 kilos of weed a year and drinking their livers away.

GOD BLESS.

[Slathar]

Originally Posted by Beastagoog [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thailand has all the washed up 20 somethings who are the next MMA fighter who are doing a 10 week Mauy Thai crash course while trying to take as much drugs have as much sex with 1 dollar hookers and take 1000000p instgram shots of them training so all the people back home can see how hard they are training.

Include in 1 x shot of a tiger, 1 x shot of an elephant, and 1 x shot of them with a thai monk and you've completed the 10 week MMA Mauy Thai challenge.

Here's a classic photo:

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Edit: p.s and atleast 1 quote about how only the strong go on or some shit thai monk saying they read on the wall of the mauy thai gym they are at.

Edit #2. On arrival home they go train for another 2-3 months and prep for their first amateur fight.... lose it to some hard training 18 year old...so they then quit Mauy Thai to spend the next 2-5 years talking about how bad arse they were at mauy thai while smoking 20 kilos of weed a year and drinking their livers away.

GOD BLESS.

Accurate actually.


although the quiet spots in Thailand are still nice.

[Red_Messiah]

Originally Posted by Beastagoog [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Thailand has all the washed up 20 somethings who are the next MMA fighter who are doing a 10 week Mauy Thai crash course while trying to take as much drugs have as much sex with 1 dollar hookers and take 1000000p instgram shots of them training so all the people back home can see how hard they are training.

Include in 1 x shot of a tiger, 1 x shot of an elephant, and 1 x shot of them with a thai monk and you've completed the 10 week MMA Mauy Thai challenge.

Here's a classic photo:

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Edit: p.s and atleast 1 quote about how only the strong go on or some shit thai monk saying they read on the wall of the mauy thai gym they are at.

Edit #2. On arrival home they go train for another 2-3 months and prep for their first amateur fight.... lose it to some hard training 18 year old...so they then quit Mauy Thai to spend the next 2-5 years talking about how bad arse they were at mauy thai while smoking 20 kilos of weed a year and drinking their livers away.

GOD BLESS.

lol'd, bet they all put their Ultimate Fighter application in yearly and hope...while having a questionable local record if they ever do fight

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Red_Messiah [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol'd, bet they all put their Ultimate Fighter application in yearly and hope...while having a questionable local record if they ever do fight

My neighbor was one of these guys. I kept asking what weight class he was fighting in (pretty standard question, yeah...there's weight classes)

He's a small guy so I guess he was embarrassed to say, I asked him every time the subject came up. "Yes bro what weight u thinking for your debut?"

Lol for 2 fucking years he never answered me.

I'd link a fight video of his but I can't dox myself indirectly. Needless to say since he was too much of a pussy to even acknowledge in my presence that weight classes exist, he got fucked up and went 0-4 locally against 18 year olds without facial hair who wrestled in high school and just wanted to beat up a tryhard and MMA magically appeared and volunteered itself as a means to clobber a skinny little shit in front of their cousins and highschool sweetheart. "Whoo yeah Danny beat that mma trainers ass!!!"

Cringe just thinking about it. Taking a beating for $250 dollars yikes

[AzzarTheGod]

got a lot of cool stories in the tank i'll be sharing with <Apex> pal

offtune I don't want to assume anything about you, but do you train MMA?

[Beastagoog]

I heard Mexico is pretty good, but they sting you for Corona's.

Every1 goes there expecting cheap carona's only 2 pay 5-7bux a bottle.

I wanted 2 do a land in Canada and drive down theu the USA to Mexico trip a few years back by my gf bitch slapped me and we ended up doing some local boat cruise instead.

It was bad. But for the sake of our relationships i puckered my tiny nuts up and smiled thru it

[AzzarTheGod]

Originally Posted by Beastagoog [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I heard Mexico is pretty good, but they sting you for Corona's.

Every1 goes there expecting cheap carona's only 2 pay 5-7bux a bottle.

I wanted 2 do a land in Canada and drive down theu the USA to Mexico trip a few years back by my gf bitch slapped me and we ended up doing some local boat cruise instead.

It was bad. But for the sake of our relationships i puckered my tiny nuts up and smiled thru it

Wise choice pal, ur girls a 10/10 in America. The nerds here wouldn't be smart enough to make such a sacrifice and rather have to be fully prepared to be forever alone, sitting by monitoring their favorite porn directors twitter feed as their only form of social interaction outside of red99.

Damn I'm a great poster, nailed it again.