CORONAVIRUS Death Thread

[Patriam1066]

Nope, they aren’t 100% effective. For an extremely contagious illness, you need widespread inoculation by the populace

[Mead]

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The polls must be really bad

lol

[Patriam1066]

Irregardless

[Gwaihir]

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Irregardless

Is not a word

[Patriam1066]

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Is not a word

That was my point bud

[Nirgon]

Lots of retards that aren't displaying any kind of symptom trying to jack up the numbers. Read my CDC official post that you test positive for any number of corona viruses out there and not this Chinese one.

Back to school time! Some less fortunate children can't afford computers etc for remote learning. Maybe this stuff only applies to making people vote in person with an ID though. Fun fact, Mexico requires and ID to vote.

[Nirgon]

hospitals and old people can be quarantined

this is over, the morons that were given power are losing in court left and right trying to shut down businesses

if you are under such oppression, lawyer up and win - one of my pals in discord took my advice and his wrestling camp is back open and operating

[Nirgon]

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welcome to the its over thread

Disclaimer for the toxic sheep: I do not work at Time magazine

[Bigsham]

50% of american population would not take an experimental vaxx

i have mixed feelings because i know covid is inside me and i want it gone

but at what price?

[BlackBellamy]

199 VOTE POLL UPDATE!

The Poll has reached 199 votes which is an important milestone in the life-cycle of this product as we solutionize toward mass extinction or mass indifference.

(1) I am already dead.

The clear winner. Unsurprising for two reasons. One, I suspect much forum activity takes place while people are waiting for a rez. Second, the world keeps ending in 1982 as NATO has no choice but to escalate to nuclear munitions after Soviet forces break out through the Fulda Gap. No matter how far back they reset the simulation, Reagan comes through for us every time. If they ever get past that death-loop we can live again instead of being stuck on maintenance in the backup.

(2) This flimsy mask will surely protect me.

and

(2) Mossad agents are dancing again.

We'll call this one a tie. Interesting because belief in the mask is just Big Mask propaganda brought to you by the "Middle-Eastern vaccine makers", yet at the same time people are like oh look at those sneaky guys they're doing it again that's pretty funny. Let's give a big hand to the Invisible Hand as being taken for granted must be quite a level-up for those guys and must have taken some effort. Don't listen to the Smithsonian - hard work and being on time pays off!

(3) On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling.

I would have expected to see 30+ incidents of cross-country murder and mayhem traced to this forum but alas it's just talk. Yeah you want to join a group of nihilistic and savage raiders who spare no one and are eventually consumed by nuclear hellfire. But when it takes time to roll you realize you're going to be poopsocking in 115 degree heat to get your younger boss a nice piece of leather-covered NFL shoulderpads and you're like what am I doing? Why is a hopped-up 19-year old on Adderal barking orders at me? Maybe I should just join a friendly guild?

(4) I have or wish to have the Coronavirus.

Pro tip: If you want to have the Coronavirus, just die of anything, like a motorcycle accident. If you have the Coronavirus, remember that brain damage is easily simulated which can come in real handy for those disability claims. Nothing material has to change; I mean you'll probably have to show a documented increase in P99 playtime but that's easy to solve if you PM your login and password. Go on, enjoy life. Get some sun!

(5) I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis.

No one wants to admit they have AIDS. It's ok. I have AIDS. Full-blown. There. Now you don't have to be alone. No one cares about your dirty butthole. Admit it, it's not a death sentence any more - it's like inartfully referring to some racial shit in off-topic; you're back in 10 days good to go!


Congratulations to all voters! You are a shining example of nurturing human interaction!

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