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Thumbs up likes and subscribes!
Thx for the shit eating grins this mornin folks!
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Apophis is closest to earth on 2029 April the 13th (a friday) lol
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you gottem now!
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the flood is only transitory. arent you listening?
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So if Trueborn = natural birth
Question? Anesthesia? local only? None? Any? Is it the teaching that the canal must be touched by those who are to be called true born? Or must the newchild *aware* it is touching the canal? A question for our new priests. What about retarded newchildren? Can they feel the canal? Trueborn and of the first blood = natural birth, and eldest child. "Of the second blood," etc. Unsired trueborn = a bit of a mean joke, since it means natural birth, unwed mother. Of course there is a father. Just isn't putting a ring on it. Unsired trueborn of the first blood = oldest kid of a teen mom. Peace out! Trueborn of the many kind = a nest of kids out in the wild. Urchins. Etc. (We call them trueborn because Our Mother Britney Spears said to always bless the urchins, ya'll. No need to fuck them up any more than they are, she used to say.) Sire fucked unborn = a used condom Someone else continue this mess...
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Wait a second. If a woman is giving birth and gets anesthesia, how does that "normally" work? Who gets the anesthesia? They give it to the baby so they can tug harder where I was born, but is that always the case?
Giving birth is God's miracle, but I still have the goddam dent above my left eyebrow where the tong dug in.
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Last edited by Sadre Spinegnawer; 07-24-2023 at 01:38 PM..
Reason: removed curse against all Amish
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