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Old 07-24-2023, 09:43 AM
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Ohh forsooth, pierced between my spleen and pancreas, still I lay my lifes blood seeping into the half spent teabag from breakfast. Fuckit, imma miss lunch.. argh urgh bluuurg.

Imma pretend that was a real answer. Good job gnobend.
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Old 07-24-2023, 09:44 AM
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Old 07-24-2023, 09:48 AM
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C section babies should have no natural rights 🤭🤣😅
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Old 07-24-2023, 09:54 AM
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Hail Caesar!
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Old 07-24-2023, 09:55 AM
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Instead of getting crowned, I wanna get capped.
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Old 07-24-2023, 10:03 AM
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Instead of getting crowned, I wanna get capped.
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Old 07-24-2023, 10:18 AM
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C section babies should have no natural rights 🤭🤣😅
Let's turn this into a way kids can taunt each other.

"Hey, Side Born, what's up, Side Born? Think you're fancy because you came out of an incision, huh?"

"Shut up Tube Boy! At least I wasn't born in a test tube!"

"Why you little ..."

--- typical 2nd grade recess, in our new "Reproduction First and Always" techno-theocracy hybrid society.
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Old 07-24-2023, 10:20 AM
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"Think Sarah will go with me to the Prom?"

"I wouldn't get my hopes up son. She's vagina born to the woman who's raising her. We adopted you from a test tube factory in Belarus."
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Old 07-24-2023, 10:40 AM
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The Way of the Clans, except the c in clans stands for c-section

Just call 'em Trueborn and Freeborn
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Old 07-24-2023, 10:48 AM
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"Sorry Timmy, birthdays require that you were actually born. No cake for you."
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