Snitches Get Stitches (Upper Manhattan Street Bike Edition)

[hatelore]

Originally Posted by Elements [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Any married man still in possession of his balls gets it.

Qft

[Sidelle]

Originally Posted by Recycled Children [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There's just so much wrong here. I'm sorry you're not with a real man.

Disappointed in how easy you are. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

To clear the air, I don't like guys who are total weenies. I can't be married to someone I have no respect for. Men are the same way, no?

[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Disappointed in how easy you are. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

To clear the air, I don't like guys who are total weenies. I can't be married to someone I have no respect for. Men are the same way, no?

Pretty much, and this is not my opinion. But I've heard the sentiment numerous times when out drinking with the bros.

[runlvlzero]

Well I share the opinion and do not exclusively own it.

[Supreme]

In Texas we carry guns.

Shit would have went down a lot differently.

[hatelore]

You can hold my balls all you want, just be sure to cook me dinner, bathe the kid, sex at least 4 out of the 7 days in a week. Oh and, don't forget my laundry! Luv joo byee~

[hatelore]

I Houston we carry guns, run each other off the road, attach large.chrome balls to our quarter inch steel welded bumpers and drive in the fast lane at 49 mph. I don't know what is better, since I've lived in Texas all of my life. But I do know that, Houston Texas fuckin sucks. I own many guns, but refuse to carry because I know I would shoot some Moran tail gater and wind up in prison.

[Supreme]

Houston Texas traffic is the worst in the nation.

I kid you not.

[Elements]

Originally Posted by hatelore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I Houston we carry guns, run each other off the road, attach large.chrome balls to our quarter inch steel welded bumpers and drive in the fast lane at 49 mph. I don't know what is better, since I've lived in Texas all of my life. But I do know that, Houston Texas fuckin sucks. I own many guns, but refuse to carry because I know I would shoot some Moran tail gater and wind up in prison.

Houston sounds a lot like the canadian prairies. The balls on bumpers in particular.

[Hasbinbad]

the world would be a better place if everyone with truck nuts got turned into a grey spot.