Aliunz

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

because they been monitoring our radio waves.

"We have top men working on it right now."
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[Duik]

Shovelquest: Literally any sky daddy will do, as long as there is a rapture for the good guys and a punishment to the non believers. ANY.

Also extra lulz for the reptoid cannabals comment. Genius.

[shovelquest]

Shortly after you gargle alien balls for being super woke you will get your head cut off by a dude riding a white horse holding a flaming sword.

[Duik]

Your sexual fantasies sound wonderful.
Keep up the good work. Latent bromosexual.

[shovelquest]

You think calling me being gay is an insult?

Racist homophobe.

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Your sexual fantasies sound wonderful.

once you find out that all of the alien abduction encounters are basically this, it's a way less fun hobby

"There i was, in my bed unable to move then the strangely scandinavian looking alien stuck something up my butt"

Fire in the Sky is still a dope movie though

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

once you find out that all of the alien abduction encounters are basically this, it's a way less fun hobby

"There i was, in my bed unable to move then the strangely scandinavian looking alien stuck something up my butt"

Fire in the Sky is still a dope movie though

Fire in my ass more like it amiright ayyhooo

low key, of course demons working for satan are gonna be ramming you up the backside like this:

[Ekco]

see that's the problem, Yeah probably, but man i ain't sorting through the 99 cases to find the 1 that's "wait, wtf? tell me more"

also, if Satan was real he'd of sent me a succubus by now

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if Satan was real he'd of sent me a succubus by now

"I sent you 3 girls with herpes and a whore with HIV!"

[Duik]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You think calling me being gay is an insult?

Racist homophobe.

Nope. I love gay men. Each gay man leaves a woman for me to gather up, as a side benifit they take another man from the man pool. Double win.

You seem angry about it though. You may wanna look into that. Hence the latent comment.