Things are changing for the better - Page 22

Elfminster · #**211** 09-19-2022, 09:01 AM

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I'm a fan of this one, personally.

When I was a kid I did a big poo into my baggy pants.

Far from home, I slowly walked back zombie style with my entire body stiff as a board and my legs parted as that torpedo shaped poo swung back and forth with each careful step.

It was the best day of my life.

Encroaching Death · #**212** 09-19-2022, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When I was a kid I did a big poo into my baggy pants.

Far from home, I slowly walked back zombie style with my entire body stiff as a board and my legs parted as that torpedo shaped poo swung back and forth with each careful step.

It was the best day of my life.

Elfminster · #**213** 09-19-2022, 09:09 AM

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Not suitable for solids? I'm out.

How about telling me the bad news FIRST in future so I don't get excited for nothing?

/me shakes his fist at the sky

Duik · #**214** 09-19-2022, 10:15 AM

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Talking of Swift, I've come up with some ideas she can use to raise her public awareness:
[LIST][*].......... The whole list.......

You're a bit of a cunt really. Most of those things individually are horrific. To make such a "list" for cheap elfsim points shows your lack of class. I realise this will not make ay difference but here it is.
Also, TaySwif (see, im cool) is a piece of garbage, but she is HER piece of garbage.
Also also, writing revenge song is trash as well.
Congratulations, you are as trashy as TaySwif.
Also also also, forgot to add box p99 and rmt proceeds for breast enlargement surgery.
1/10

Elfminster · #**215** 09-19-2022, 10:21 AM

Me: wait, hold up, so let me get this straight, you're telling me there are men who prefer having a boyfriend to a girlfriend?

the beast system: yes that's exactly right

Me: ugh gross, poor men. is there a cure?

the beast system: no cure needed it's perfectly natural and if you don't agree with me then it means you're homophobic

Me: homo what!?

the beast system: homophobic which means you're hateful to those who are different to you because you feel threatened by them

Me: they're not 'different' to me they're the complete opposite to me and I never said I hated them I just don't understand it that's all. it's like short changing yourself. it seems stupid to me.

the beast ystem: let's call them different and fyi humans come in all shapes and sizes which is good because diversity is preciousssssss

Me: how do the girls feel about being rejected like that?

the beast system: they love it, it's you they hate

[some time later]

the beast system: ONLY NEANDERTHAL'S USE FLIP PHONES YOU INBRED DUMMIES! DUH! MODERN SMART COOL PEOPLE USE SMART PHONES AND IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY BECAUSE I HAVE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF THEM TO SELL TO YOU UNTIL I BRING BACK FLIP PHONES AGAIN! WOOT! WHO WANTS TO BE COOL AND HIP LIKE ME?? IT WILL COST YOU ONLY $1000 PER YEAR! THOSE ARE MATES RATES BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! THE THINGS I DO FOR YOU! YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE ME AS A FRIEND! BTW I HAVE CANCER AND I WAS AN ORPHAN.