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Old 02-22-2023, 10:58 PM
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I would not bone Ivanka. I can't despise someone while maintaining an erection. I can walk and chew gum, though.
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Old 02-22-2023, 10:58 PM
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Old 02-22-2023, 11:02 PM
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I would not bone Ivanka. I can't despise someone while maintaining an erection. I can walk and chew gum, though.
say that after 6 whiskeys and a fully nude Ivanka kneeling before you

there's a man inside you, and he will wake up and get to work on time.
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Old 02-22-2023, 11:08 PM
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I would not bone Ivanka. I can't despise someone while maintaining an erection. I can walk and chew gum, though.
I don't like Ivanka either (she's a bad influence on her father)

But I would shove my dick so far up her ass that they would need to surgically remove me.

Err...I mean, she's attractive.
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Old 02-22-2023, 11:11 PM
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i'd smash that vulcan too.
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Old 02-22-2023, 11:13 PM
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Ivanka, spok, whatever it takes to save the world.

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Old 02-22-2023, 11:27 PM
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Gun Jesus!
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Old 02-22-2023, 11:30 PM
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Hnnnng. i'm fine with random chicks leave t'pol cosplay out of this though, that's my kryptonite, and i haven't seen that photo in awhile.
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Old 02-22-2023, 11:51 PM
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Hnnnng. i'm fine with random chicks leave t'pol cosplay out of this though, that's my kryptonite, and i haven't seen that photo in awhile.
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there's no way you expected me to leave that alone, in fact I'm 99% sure you were asking for this.
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