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Old 10-06-2014, 06:09 PM
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Dear R99 Citizen,

Sexually unpleasant pulses are not accepted.

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Old 10-06-2014, 07:45 PM
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Dear R99 Citizen,

Sexually unpleasant pulses are not accepted.

Best of luck,

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Waiting for the part where people laugh.
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Old 10-06-2014, 07:56 PM
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Waiting for the part where people laugh.
Desperate Player,

We are sorry to inform you that your recent application has been declined. In the future, please be steadfast in your allegiances. We hope that your plans and attempts to explain away the proof of your betrayal in my private message inbox will dissuade your current pseudo-friends from giving you any more loot in the future. Good luck, applicant. You may re-apply next year for possible better results.

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Old 10-07-2014, 03:41 PM
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Old 10-10-2014, 12:02 PM
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Oh,,?? Who can contact for introduce into guild for me? I will join The HOlocaust
We'd love to play with you, you just have some things to work out with ` GM Sirken`
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Old 10-13-2014, 01:30 AM
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ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT. IM THE RECRUITMENT OFFICER
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Old 10-13-2014, 12:08 PM
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ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT. IM THE RECRUITMENT OFFICER
Gyno is also our public relations office. He is the only one with the deft quick thinking and coolheadedness that is required for the job.

Got to say I love Holo. I took a year off, logged in every few months trying to get back my love for the game, but Nihilum wasn't the place for me anymore... Azrael told me in order to be recruited I would need to stay awake while they trained me for 72 hours straight, didn't sound like much fun.

But now sporting a <Holocaust> tag, and a big throbbing purple erection so hard that it could cut glass, double-down's in each hand and an everquest groupie blowing me while I play, feels like I'm home.
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Old 10-13-2014, 12:52 PM
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Gyno is also our public relations office. He is the only one with the deft quick thinking and coolheadedness that is required for the job.

Got to say I love Holo. I took a year off, logged in every few months trying to get back my love for the game, but Nihilum wasn't the place for me anymore... Azrael told me in order to be recruited I would need to stay awake while they trained me for 72 hours straight, didn't sound like much fun.

But now sporting a <Holocaust> tag, and a big throbbing purple erection so hard that it could cut glass, double-down's in each hand and an everquest groupie blowing me while I play, feels like I'm home.
What he said.
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Old 10-15-2014, 01:31 AM
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sporting a <Holocaust> tag, and a big throbbing purple erection so hard that it could cut glass, double-down's in each hand and an everquest groupie blowing me while I play, feels like I'm home.
same. mines not purple tho
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Old 10-16-2014, 10:16 AM
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`LittleGyno 10.0` was banned,,, said was the recruiting officer,, now who?
Try LittleGyno 11.0, LittleGyno 12.0 or LittleGyno 13.0.
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