I did not get the shots and do not regret it

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Grandma loves sitting alone in a bubble for an extra year.

If she doesn't, she has unrealistic expectations about how fucked up getting old is, and that is on her. I already go to the hospital during off-peak hours a few times a year to get hooked up to a heart-lung machine, self-collapse a lung then pop it back out, just to get the feel. Readiness is the key to turning old age into a laugh riot, friends.
That is serious ass equipment in the hospital. You got all these old people, going into a hospital going "Oh dear!" WAKE UP YOU OLD FUCK. You can easily learn to operate most of this stuff yourself if you would stop doing the thumb dance to Bonanza all day whenever the "attractive young lady" shows up. (Sorry, I've just seen too much of that as a caregiver for my mom)

When they wheel me in for my bypass, I will be waving off the technicians and anesthesiologist, and the surgeon too, yelling into my nitrous mask, Good Morning operators!

YEEEEEAAAAAH!

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

PS: I love Boilermaker Mondays.

[Chortles Snortles]

u ok gramps?

[magnetaress]

low o2 sat

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Did you know that commercially available canned oxygen is pretty useless? Even as a quick supplement? It turns out, that canned oxygen can't do any more for you than a deep breathe (of air).

Some hapless fucks think they are smart two-canning whippets and oxygen is wasted effort and money. I basically think that about multi-canning in general.

Once you see how things actually work, you either save money or time or both.

Let that sink in.

[Jibartik]

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[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Did you know that commercially available canned oxygen is pretty useless? Even as a quick supplement? It turns out, that canned oxygen can't do any more for you than a deep breathe (of air).

Some hapless fucks think they are smart two-canning whippets and oxygen is wasted effort and money. I basically think that about multi-canning in general.

Once you see how things actually work, you either save money or time or both.

Let that sink in.

I didn't know this. Butt the knapkin math holds up and I believe u

[unsunghero]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I didn't know this. Butt the knapkin math holds up and I believe u

I’ve been stockpiling canned farts to sell on my OnlyFans as soon as I get popular there

[Patrece]

Guy I met's brother died. He said his brother was getting ready to leave for the night, and made what sounded like some kind of snoring noises. Guy said he interpreted that as his brother joking about crashing there on the couch for the night.

Came over to his brother, white foam in/around the mouth, convulsed and died.

Its not just on the internet after all.

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Good to see you are yet a sensible person Cecily. Right back at ya.

Being sensible, that must mean you probably smart in real life, know how to handle your business, etc.

Can I get a quick $500? I miscalculated my weed budget this month -- again.

I wish I could smoke. What's it like?