My bestfriend Ian is coming to visit me on Wednesday

[magnetaress]

It means u can fish and live off the sea and land riding sharks and grillin out the back of ur 4x4 with big ass tires shooting boars on land and ur babes are all meth fit have magenta hair and good fake teeth and shave down there still. Or their surgeons at least did a pretty good job scraping the follicles outa their factory floor amazon prime gooches. Aka ur girl can't get pregnant so don't need abortions. Semen is apparently salty. Tldr I actually live in FL and have been a bit of a beach bumb in my fitter more drugged and lively days. Everyone is extremely homosexual. Lots of cross over between grindr and tinder and plenty of fish. If ur really cool u got a speargun and bow and arrow fish like aquaman even if ur technically a woman and maybe a gator license if ur really special. Ur also a professional musician on like SoundCloud and play at bar, beach venues. Ur metabolism is fast enough u can drink beer and stay underweight with poor muscle tone. U probably don't really care about politics and vote by mail anyway how ur girl tells u cuz ur too busy polishing ur trucks rims. There are a few rly good candidates on this board. I won't out them tho. To their credit most salt life males are actually fit enough to pitch in a major league, play football, volleyball, surf, arent intimidated by sharks or other males and mechanically inclined enough to maintain their trucks in good order. At least.

Hope this helps.

[Kaveh]

To be honest, I’m not sure that helped

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Kaveh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

To be honest, I’m not sure that helped

Here ya go.

I'll probably go to hell for this.

 

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Source: https://www.axios.com/2022/09/29/hur...-damage-images

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[Elizondo]

Woketards beclowning themselves over a hurricane trying to push their Global Warming Hoax

So embarrassing

[Basanos]

Originally Posted by Elizondo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Woketards beclowning themselves over a hurricane trying to push their Global Warming Hoax

So embarrassing

The ultimate conservative foe: the woke sheeple at the dastardly weather channel

[Elizondo]

Originally Posted by Basanos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The ultimate conservative foe: the woke sheeple at the dastardly weather channel

Imagine thinking the propaganda is being pushed from a weather channel and not Don Lemon

So embarrassing

[Basanos]

Originally Posted by Elizondo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Imagine thinking the propaganda is being pushed from a weather channel and not Don Lemon

So embarrassing

i'm not the one who is working up a sweat on my punching bag in the garage because of the weather man

[Elizondo]

Originally Posted by Basanos [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i'm not the one who is working up a sweat on my punching bag in the garage because of the weather man

Imagine thinking Don Lemon is a weather man

So embarrassing

[magnetaress]

Elizondo climate change and mass extinction by extension is probably really real and most people probably don't really care. So I would not get too worked up about it being real.

[Elizondo]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Elizondo climate change and mass extinction by extension is probably really real and most people probably don't really care. So I would not get too worked up about it being real.

The Climate is always changing. It's called Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter

Hope that helps