Things are changing for the better

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The internet is an echo chamber which allows us to communicate with more people than we normally can.

Sometimes the echo chamber echoes stories of individuals being imprisoned for their echoes.

I've been told there is no echo chamber administrator so I'm not sure how there can be an echo chamber police force threatening to imprison people for their echoes? [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

More often than not though the echo chamber echoes very loud dreadful echos full of bad news and tales of injustice. These echoes drown out everybody elses's echoes. They're obnoxious and spiteful echoes dripping with pride, arrogance and hypocrisy. A popular echo from this source of echoes is 'motherfucker' and 'I'm the best that's ever lived'. It's a nice sounding echo with a bad vibe to it.

The worst possible thing you can do in the echo chamber is to echo scrutiny of a certain 'race' or a certain 'religion' or a certain 'sexual orientation'. You hear very loud echoes of how strong, noble and PRECIOUSSSS those things are. Every time you echo scrutiny of THOSE things, somebody will appear and put a hand over your mouth to silence you in the echo chamber and while you're being silenced those strong and noble things being protected from scrutiny are mocking you out loud in public with impunity calling your wife a whore and you a rapist and child molester and slave trader.

And that unelected uninvited unrequested ruler of your echoes, the one with its dirty hand across your mouth, is yelling "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!" and you can hear echoes of cheering.

Echo: Strong my arse! <shakes fist at sky>

5 sigma 🤡

[Jibartik]

We'll finally admit the internet was a mistake when teenagers are committing mass nukings of their highshcools.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

We'll finally admit the internet was a mistake when teenagers are committing mass nukings of their highshcools.

I can't wait. Flush this shit down.

[Mblake1981]

-sent from my iPhone

[Elfminster]

Feminist the beast system: i heard he's a lousy lover because he can't get it up when he's with her. lol.

[some time later]

Feminist the beast system: i heard he's a lousy lover because she doesn't get wet when she's with him. lol.

[some time later]

Feminist the beast system: women are equal to men

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Mblake1981 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

-sent from my iPhone

If you just landed on this 'planet' you would get the impression everybody you meet is an important businessman because they're all carrying phones around with them like they're Alan Sugar or something waiting for important calls.

Then you would watch tv and get the impression it's actually a very small % of the population which owns all the businesses and that these business owners call themselves 'influencers' and they receive a huge amount of media attention compared to everybody else because they also own the media.

If you said "take me to your leader" you would be told that in a democratic society everybody is the leader because life is more fair that way.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you just landed on this 'planet' you would get the impression everybody you meet is an important businessman because they're all carrying phones around with them like they're Alan Sugar or something waiting for important calls.

Then you would watch tv and get the impression it's actually a very small % of the population which owns all the businesses and that these business owners call themselves 'influencers' and they receive a huge amount of media attention compared to everybody else because they also own the media.

If you said "take me to your leader" you would be told that in a democratic society everybody is the leader because life is more fair that way.

PS. By that early stage of contact you would already hate democracy for ruining your "take me to your leader"

[Elfminster]

"Imma let you finish but..."

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That whole Kuntye West and Taylor Miffed episode was anti-male propaganda if you think about it.

Man attacks woman.
Woman rescues woman.
Conclusion: men suck and women are awesome.

They seem to be forgetting though that they're all celebs and celebs suck.

[Elfminster]

Talking of Swift, I've come up with some ideas she can use to raise her public awareness:

• Get some ugly ass cryptic tattoo's plastered all over her body to get everybody thinking (and talking)
• Tell everybody she's now a lesbian* and be seen holding hands with a female supermodel
• Tell everybody she's bisexual
• Get a new boyfriend, black** this time around (Kuntye West?) for extra media attention and race relations
• Get married and then divorced (to a white dude) and tell everybody her ex-husband abused her and cheated on her
• Tell everybody she has breast cancer and that she's going to die and then later on after several years bounce back stronger than ever
• Tell everybody she was raped 20 years ago (by a white dude) but she kept it a secret
• Tell everybody she wanted to kill herself because of depression
• Get the mass media to discover something inappropriate she said 15 years ago on Twitter so she can say "sorry, i'll try harder" to everybody
• Tell everybody she's pregnant
• Tell everybody she's had a miscarriage
• Tell everybody she wore a diaper until the age of 12
• Release an album full of cussing (MF etc)
• Tell everybody she's got a rare incurable disease (rare is good apparently) that has destroyed half her brain so people say " IF SHE'S THIS GOOD WITH ONLY HALF A BRAIN IMAGINE HOW GENIUS SHE WOULD BE IF SHE HAD A FULL BRAIN LIKE SHE'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE!!1"
• Leak a sex tape and act hurt and surprised by it all
• Run for office (democrat of course)
• Take up boxing and martial arts
• Become a vegan
• Build a water well in africa
• Have gender neutral children and call one Banana and the other Pineapple
• Tell everybody she's retiring (then continue to comment publicly on EVERYTHING)
• Get another kitten (fluffy animals are great crowd pullers)
• More pics of her on exotic beaches and super yachts seemingly oblivious to what's going on around her
• Pics of her going to the shop makeup free wearing slippers and a dressing gown so she is relatable to the people who throw cash at her like she's a stripper
• More pics of her wearing $20,000 shoes and $50,000 earrings
• Die

* this might back fire on her because when they break up and she writes nasty songs about her ex she could be seen as misogynist and homophobic but worse than that it would imply it's not only white males who are bad.

** this might back fire on her because when they break up and she writes nasty songs about her ex she could be seen as racist but worse than that it would imply it's not only white males who are bad.

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by Elfminster [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Tell everybody she wore a diaper until the age of 12

I'm a fan of this one, personally.