TMO leader shitting on Holo, probably the best thing Sirken has put out

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by Buhbuh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

it's really is baffling reading swyft's posts


he has the scope of a small child when forumquesting

i got up to his KS of grimtoad, and i think he actually had better gear than him while claiming he didn't? not that it even matters with how malo lands/ debuffs for

you are some kind of stupid

Yea it was totally unfair how I killed a better geared guy playing the exact same class I do.

Got tissues?

[Buhbuh]

Yes, but tissues won't cure your ailments. You need health insurance.

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by Buhbuh [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yes, but tissues won't cure your ailments. You need health insurance.

LOL I love guys like you, you're like shady weasel friend who tries to cockblock you by telling a girl I'm a crazy asshole.

And then cries tears in your cock shaped pillow after you find her blowing me. LOL chicks dig crazy assholes man that was like a great wing man move.

[Drudge]

Probably the most pitiable thing about swyft (even more than his wretched stupidity) is that he goes so hard in the paint in a game where PvP has so little consequence (no xp loss, no item loot, no corpse camping, etc.) and no record other than an entry on some shoddy 3rd-party leaderboard website.

[Duckwalk]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

LOL I love guys like you, you're like shady weasel friend who tries to cockblock you by telling a girl I'm a crazy asshole.

And then cries tears in your cock shaped pillow after you find her blowing me. LOL chicks dig crazy assholes man that was like a great wing man move.

Cock shaped pillows? I guess you would know.

No one here is jealous of you.

We all feel sorry for you.

[laowllol]

tldr

You realize he was using holo as an example to shit on all red players. Including the folks who would rather jump off sky to avoid pvp.

Fire Giant Lord Tiggles thinks pixels are the best and first engage is the most important skill.

[Buhbuh]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

LOL I love guys like you, you're like shady weasel friend who tries to cockblock you by telling a girl I'm a crazy asshole.

And then cries tears in your cock shaped pillow after you find her blowing me. LOL chicks dig crazy assholes man that was like a great wing man move.

so you're a crazy asshole trying to pickup chicks in this thread?

kek

[Swyft]

Originally Posted by Drudge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Probably the most pitiable thing about swyft (even more than his wretched stupidity) is that he goes so hard in the paint in a game where PvP has so little consequence (no xp loss, no item loot, no corpse camping, etc.) and no record other than an entry on some shoddy 3rd-party leaderboard website.

And hundreds of screenshots!

Maybe I should post pictures of dragons dying, that will get you blues all soggy in the shorts

[Kimm Bare|y]

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[HippoNipple]

Originally Posted by Swyft [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Maybe I should post pictures of dragons dying, that will get you blues all soggy in the shorts

This guy PvPs like he is raiding dragons on blue with variance. He sits at bind spots and waits for players to spawn. I wouldn't argue with him about his dragon kill shots, he has 3 raiding chars.