Snitches Get Stitches (Upper Manhattan Street Bike Edition)

[Recycled Children]

Originally Posted by Sidelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I thought all married men had to surrender their balls. It was built into my marriage contract that my husband surrender his, but I am a nice wife so I let him borrow them from time to time. Been considering letting him have them full-time, though, because they weigh down the frivolous designer purse I bought with his money.

P.S. Obviously kidding, btw. I never let him borrow them.

There's just so much wrong here. I'm sorry you're not with a real man.

[hatelore]

Originally Posted by Elements [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Any married man still in possession of his balls gets it.

Qft

[r00t]

agree

[runlvlzero]

Elements is a huge dipshit on red if their char name is Elemental or w/e/

[Elements]

not involved with red, but thanks for the association.

[runlvlzero]

Yeah talk about equality of the sexes....

IMO there can be none under marriage as it is a statist concept.

[runlvlzero]

Well I share the opinion and do not exclusively own it.

[Supreme]

In Texas we carry guns.

Shit would have went down a lot differently.

[hatelore]

You can hold my balls all you want, just be sure to cook me dinner, bathe the kid, sex at least 4 out of the 7 days in a week. Oh and, don't forget my laundry! Luv joo byee~

[hatelore]

I Houston we carry guns, run each other off the road, attach large.chrome balls to our quarter inch steel welded bumpers and drive in the fast lane at 49 mph. I don't know what is better, since I've lived in Texas all of my life. But I do know that, Houston Texas fuckin sucks. I own many guns, but refuse to carry because I know I would shoot some Moran tail gater and wind up in prison.