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[Irulan]

Originally Posted by Throndor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hey guys, theres a select few number of hegemonic elite controlling the united states. Their wealth and power exte ds to distances unknowable. They desperately want to abolish all borders and bring income equality to the world, especially poor people like me who constitute
Only ringing in at the bottom 10% of the top 10%, and divest themselves of their currently immeasurable wealth and power because they, like me, believe in the greater good that socialism has afforded everyone thoughout history thats ever adopted socialism.
Plus they watched the same show on the disney channel that i did and that show had a real fair ending that left off really fair, and everyone was happy, except for those 2 mean rich kids that made fun of me on the first day of high school, it ended with them getting egg on their head, and poor, and we had ice cream for breakfast and everyone was NOT poor except the mean kids who ended up veing poor...the end.
Signed,
Dr. Derpity Retard phD, MD, DDS in sociology

P.s. dont you derr crect my spalling or grammer you raycus notz homofope pees of shyt.

A 4 effort. Seems everyone can get a passing grade these days [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Throndor]

And also, im my socialism, its not fair for mountains lions to eat deer, so we catch all the mountain lions, and feed them broccoli, and their friendly mountain lions, and they sing songs and talk.

[Irulan]

Drugs

[Throndor]

And theres jon lennon pictures everywhere, and every radio station plays equal playtimes of imagine, which is the song they play all day long, because it wouldnt be fair to not let everyone get their own playtimes for other songs because that would create unfairness, and since imagine is a song about fairness we all like it the same too

[Throndor]

And then we jad a vote for who got to be the super president, and guess what?!?! WE ALL WON WITH 1 VOTE EACH AND WE ALL GOT TO BE SUPER PRESIDENT! It was so fair, and we all had ice cream after

[America]

Originally Posted by big_ole_jpn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

imagine no religion
I wonder if u can
no need for zog or white men
eat beetles with our hands

[Wonkie]

there's nothing more beautiful than the mind of a child

[Throndor]

And we were ALL rich! exxept for the to rich kids that were mean on my first day, they had egz on theyre hed and 2 coconuts fell out of the treez the past undre when they ran away crying, because even the treez knew they were mean, and thats becuz we are gud, and they are bad.

Ps dont crekt my grammer and spellijg. Das raycus, AND its the mesag that MATTERs!

Sined, the
Smart ones.

[Ahldagor]

Yikes.

[ScaringChildren]

Originally Posted by mickmoranis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

They say the banable version of firegiant but still talk about social justice, it cracks me up.

I've only encountered SJWs online.

If someone actually spouted that nonsense in public around me, they would most likely be laughed at until their ear drums imploded.