Embarrassing Moments

[Misto]

Lol. I feel bad for that guy in that picture.

Always detox before you run.

2 Cups of Coffee

Drink 1 bottle of water.

Wait an hour.

Cardio.

[Ephirith]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Next thing you know, I'm meeting Jim and William Reid, who are pretty much the two main stars of the band. I have no idea what I was talking about but my buds say I was sitting at their table talking away and laughing it up for like 20 minutes, hugging Will like he's my long lost best friend etc....

Then my friends tell me I got up and walked behind the bar and started helping myself to beers and acting right at home like I own the place. They say the bar staff was so in shock that they just started laughing and went along with it. At some point shortly after I hear I started to break dance for everyone and was doing the robot as people cheered, until I grabbed hold of the support beam and started dry humping it.

Meh, at least you're a happy drunk. Happy drunken antics are a bit less embarrassing because people expect it. I'm a malicious force of evil and destruction and can't get drunk around other people unless I'm chained to something [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Ephirith]

Originally Posted by Misto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Lol. I feel bad for that guy in that picture.

Always detox before you run.

2 Cups of Coffee

Drink 1 bottle of water.

Wait an hour.

Cardio.

Running is an incredible laxative, it'll shake shit lose that you didn't know was there.

I've taken a huge dump and then immediately gone running right after, only to get sudden and explosive diarrhea 3 miles in-- to the point where I crawled into some bushes, shit everywhere, and wiped my ass with my socks.

[Misto]

Originally Posted by Ephirith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Running is an incredible laxative, it'll shake shit lose that you didn't know was there.

I've taken a huge dump and then immediately gone running right after, only to get sudden and explosive diarrhea 3 miles in-- to the point where I crawled into some bushes, shit everywhere, and wiped my ass with my socks.

nice. yea i use to run like 4 miles and i had the same situation as you. luckily i was near a restroom. lol.

i switched to walking up hills and biking. still get tired, less stress on my knees.

[Doors]

Don't feel bad everyone does dum stuff u kno.

[dredge]

Originally Posted by Ephirith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Meh, at least you're a happy drunk. Happy drunken antics are a bit less embarrassing because people expect it. I'm a malicious force of evil and destruction and can't get drunk around other people unless I'm chained to something [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry, I don't mean to get too personal or call you out, but sounds like a case of mixing anti depression meds with alcohol?

at least that is what seems to happen to my buddy every time he drinks, simple solution, don't drink

[Hailto]

I was at a bar one time in downtown Nashville with friends, got extremelly drunk, bouncers thew me out of the bar for an unknown reason. I don't actually remember being thrown up, my memory of the event comes back when im already outside. But i remember seeing two 250-300 lb bouncers standing in front of me, i weigh about 170lbs. In my drunken stupor i tried to push through them and get back into the bar, one of them grabbed me and pushed me back. Normally i wouldn't have fallen but i was so drunk i completely lost my balance and fell on my ass in front of about 150 people on the street.

After this happened i started to think about the great injustice that had been done to me, about how i was assaulted for no reason, so i decided to actually get on my cell phone and call 911 and tell the police i had been assaulted by some bouncers. The cops got there and naturally i got arrested for public intoxication. I spent the whole ride to the jail talking shit to the cops in any way imaginable, so much so that they eventually got sick of it and closed the window in the plastic divider between the front in the back seat.

When we got to the jail, the the booking area was actually underneath it, sort of like going down into an underground parking garage. They get me out of the car and both of them slam me agaisnt the wall as hard as they could, i was bruised for the next week from it. To top it off they also "lost" my drivers license and i never got it back, so i couldn't even drive myself home the next day after they let me out, i had to call my friend to come pick me up. My friends still make jokes about this occasionally to this day.

So yeah tl;dr, i got drunk and called the cops on myself.

[Hailto]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I don't actually remember being thrown up

Thrown out that is, wtb RnF edits.

[dredge]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So yeah tl;dr, i got drunk and called the cops on myself.

I did something similar a few years ago on Halloween night, hence why I'll never drink and drive again.


I was driving home from the bar with my exgf, we were going to crash at my Mom's house because she was in Florida anyways and her house was only a $10 cab ride from the bar, but no, my gf decides we have to go to her place to let the dog out, so anyways I decide since we are so close to White Castle that I have to make a stop.

Anyways I grab a sack of 10, fries and 2 drinks and we're on our way again but I get this great idea to cut down this road behind the mall because it's a short cut....

Well I cut the turn a little short and swerve a little and then I see a cop car, so I'm like fuck and turn again, lights go off and next thing I know I'm getting pulled over. I turn into this parking lot and they give me the road side sobriety tests and I'm a little over the limit, I beg for him to let me go.

He says what do you expect me to do, you just blew over and we're in the county jail's parking lot, it's not like I can let you call a ride.

At that moment I look around and realize to my horror that I fucking drove myself straight to jail. They didn't even impound my car, I locked the door and they walked me into the garage to get booked. :-(

All the Cops got a big laugh out of my dumb ass.

[Hasbinlulz]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I was at a bar one time in downtown Nashville with friends, got extremelly drunk, bouncers thew me out of the bar for an unknown reason. I don't actually remember being thrown up, my memory of the event comes back when im already outside. But i remember seeing two 250-300 lb bouncers standing in front of me, i weigh about 170lbs. In my drunken stupor i tried to push through them and get back into the bar, one of them grabbed me and pushed me back. Normally i wouldn't have fallen but i was so drunk i completely lost my balance and fell on my ass in front of about 150 people on the street.

After this happened i started to think about the great injustice that had been done to me, about how i was assaulted for no reason, so i decided to actually get on my cell phone and call 911 and tell the police i had been assaulted by some bouncers. The cops got there and naturally i got arrested for public intoxication. I spent the whole ride to the jail talking shit to the cops in any way imaginable, so much so that they eventually got sick of it and closed the window in the plastic divider between the front in the back seat.

When we got to the jail, the the booking area was actually underneath it, sort of like going down into an underground parking garage. They get me out of the car and both of them slam me agaisnt the wall as hard as they could, i was bruised for the next week from it. To top it off they also "lost" my drivers license and i never got it back, so i couldn't even drive myself home the next day after they let me out, i had to call my friend to come pick me up. My friends still make jokes about this occasionally to this day.

So yeah tl;dr, i got drunk and called the cops on myself.

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I did something similar a few years ago on Halloween night, hence why I'll never drink and drive again.


I was driving home from the bar with my exgf, we were going to crash at my Mom's house because she was in Florida anyways and her house was only a $10 cab ride from the bar, but no, my gf decides we have to go to her place to let the dog out, so anyways I decide since we are so close to White Castle that I have to make a stop.

Anyways I grab a sack of 10, fries and 2 drinks and we're on our way again but I get this great idea to cut down this road behind the mall because it's a short cut....

Well I cut the turn a little short and swerve a little and then I see a cop car, so I'm like fuck and turn again, lights go off and next thing I know I'm getting pulled over. I turn into this parking lot and they give me the road side sobriety tests and I'm a little over the limit, I beg for him to let me go.

He says what do you expect me to do, you just blew over and we're in the county jail's parking lot, it's not like I can let you call a ride.

At that moment I look around and realize to my horror that I fucking drove myself straight to jail. They didn't even impound my car, I locked the door and they walked me into the garage to get booked. :-(

All the Cops got a big laugh out of my dumb ass.

Neither of these anecdotes surprise me in the least. Please kill yourselves.