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Old 01-09-2012, 12:59 AM
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:47 AM
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Cast getting burned hard in this one.
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:26 AM
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Friends, I feel we're far too hard on troriste, you need to imagine yourself in his shoes (or lack there of).

As a long term paraplegic he no longer worries about such niceties as a diaper but instead voids his wastes via timed toileting for fecal material and intermittent self catheterization for urine. Bropals on this forum may not be familiar with such concepts so I advise you to youtube "Intermittent Self-Catheterization, Male Penis" before continuing on. This coupled with his social anxiety and retardation mean big nizz will never feel the touch of a woman or anyone else other than the occasional hambeast homecare nurse coming in to monitor him for pressure ulcers and routine care.

This poor fellow's life consists of waking up, wheeling over to his computer, eating the same diet every day in order to properly time his defecation coupled with shoving a foot of tube up his penis multiple times per day while his skin breaks down from his non stop sessions of boxing it up, here on an emulated server of a 12 year old game, his only escape the torment of his real life.

There's really nothing we can say on this forum that can make his life any worse than it is now, be kind pals [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:05 AM
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Friends, I feel we're far too hard on troriste, you need to imagine yourself in his shoes (or lack there of).

As a long term paraplegic he no longer worries about such niceties as a diaper but instead voids his wastes via timed toileting for fecal material and intermittent self catheterization for urine. Bropals on this forum may not be familiar with such concepts so I advise you to youtube "Intermittent Self-Catheterization, Male Penis" before continuing on. This coupled with his social anxiety and retardation mean big nizz will never feel the touch of a woman or anyone else other than the occasional hambeast homecare nurse coming in to monitor him for pressure ulcers and routine care.

This poor fellow's life consists of waking up, wheeling over to his computer, eating the same diet every day in order to properly time his defecation coupled with shoving a foot of tube up his penis multiple times per day while his skin breaks down from his non stop sessions of boxing it up, here on an emulated server of a 12 year old game, his only escape the torment of his real life.

There's really nothing we can say on this forum that can make his life any worse than it is now, be kind pals [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
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I'm sorry Troriste/Nizzarrr, I feel your pain ask me for help when you need it wheelie - I'll be there for you
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:08 AM
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i feel brave sir knuckle should extend a hand and aid his fellow wheelers

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Old 01-09-2012, 02:19 AM
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEELIE
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:30 AM
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I vote Cast is
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:32 AM
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:33 AM
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awwww WHEELIE
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:36 AM
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When one goes hard in the hole, the requisite is one must be erect, solid and, firmly willing to make others drink from your cup of manhood.
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