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11-25-2011, 05:29 AM
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Did you hear about the Cessna airplane that crashed in a cemetery in College Station?
Aggie search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and are still digging.
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11-25-2011, 09:52 AM
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How did the Aggie break his arm while raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
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11-25-2011, 09:53 AM
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How do you get a one-armed Aggie out of a tree?
Wave.
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11-25-2011, 10:14 AM
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A recent Aggie graduate was hired by the Bryan County Department of Transportation to help paint lines on some recently repaved country roads. The first day, the Aggie is able to paint more than 20 miles.
"Congratulations!" exclaims his supervisor. "That's more painting than anybody has ever done in one day!" The second day, the Aggie only gets about 8 miles done. He was heart-broken that he wasn't able to do as much as the first day. "Relax," says his supervisor, "you worked at such a neck-breaking pace the first day, nobody would expect you to keep painting that much every day." On the third day, the supervisor approaches the Aggie. He says, "we're going to have to let you go. You did such a marvelous job the first day, and then the second you managed to do an average days work, but today, you were only able to paint half a mile. What's the problem?" "Well," says the Aggie, "that bucket of paint keeps getting further and further away."
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11-25-2011, 10:32 AM
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How do you fit four Aggies onto a bar stool?
Oh wait, wrong thread...
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11-25-2011, 05:52 PM
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I don't remember it being a team from the SEC that knocked USC (also not from SEC) off of its pedestal.
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11-26-2011, 01:24 AM
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One point always left out when explaining the Aggie's stomp off fit to the SEC was that Texas A$M never once voted for equal revenue sharing in the B12, and Kansas Basketball has had a Tier 3 contract with ESPN for years to the sum of 6mil per year give or take a mil. So their argument of UT's tier 3 deal is ridiculous.
A$M got what they deserved thursday and will be receiving it for years to come in the SEC. /wave bat dung Rock Chalk! | ||
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