get yer squat box on y'all

[deathgirl]

my mother told me it was the best position for your bowels, so I did it once in primary school, but some other girls looked under the stall and were like 'omg r u squattttting?' so i just stood up to look out the window and sed nope im spying on someone

also abodigitals be squatin since time began

[Airdefier]

This thread wins the p99

- tpand

[Feachie]

wow. i used to make fun of mom when she squatted for being fob.

thanks to the internet i actually tried it, and now i wish i had taken a picture.

[naez]

literally in my entire life have never sat my pimpled ass onto any public crab infested toilet seat

crouching is like opposite of squatting, it can be a messy ordeal

[Diggles]

I just tried it. That is one damn refreshing way to poop

[Loke]

I gave this a shot - first run was a success: quick and clean (I totally could have pulled a "no wiper"). If it consistently works this way, I may convert to using this full time.

This is sadly the most useful thing I have ever read on the P99 forums.

[Diggles]

its so fast!

[YendorLootmonkey]

It's going to be difficult to explain walking in and out of the restroom with a milk crate at work, but totally worth it!

[skulldudes]

lame. would rather poop regular and read comic books

[Quizy]

Yeah.. why it gotta be so fast ? wham bam thank ya mam ? Enjoy it