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[RandonActs]

if you are (...) black don't email me thank you sorry I'm not a dick I just have standards

wait wat? he doesnt date black girls because he has standards? wuts he tryin to say?

[naez]

actually last night worked pretty well for a vodka fueled craigslist frenzy. craigslist is awful though literally like 100 spammers for every 1 real person, who is usually bbw/black/substandard (omfg jk)

follow my twitter for updates on this epic search for ass

[naez]

just clownin maggets i dont have twitter rifl

[naez]

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[visage]

Originally Posted by naez [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

tweet tweet skeet skeet

You live about an hour from me. Pay my way through some clubs I'll get you some ass that is actually worth good. And no not through the internet that shit is just sad...

[naez]

ahahha let me pay for your scrub ass to some clubs and you can get me a case of herpes?


what a fucking deal

[visage]

Originally Posted by naez [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ahahha let me pay for your scrub ass to some clubs and you can get me a case of herpes?


what a fucking deal

I'm being nice here. Rolling with you I would have to tie you to a leash and dress you up like the gimp in pulp fiction. You would degrade me some points otherwise. No offensive I just have standards...

[Diggles]

tempting offer

[naez]

i was lookin forward to your hunny buns but then you brought up this pet shit. i dont frequent those kinds of places, I have standards

[visage]

Originally Posted by naez [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i was lookin forward to your hunny buns but then you brought up this pet shit. i dont frequent those kinds of places, I have standards

And here I was gonna invite you to thanksgiving. So I could show you how to stuff your turkey properly... PS do you like water chest nuts???