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Old 10-05-2011, 02:53 AM
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I imagine he posted something to the effect of, "I was a fat disgusting he/she mutant so my wife left me. Then, I started losing my hair. Now I'm an inbred white-trash alcoholic slob with kids and so no one will love me. Now I gallivant around stalking high school girls at the mall and daterape them."
Imagine. Your a fat lonely man who sits on the internet trying to get laid off facebook and other internet sites. Imagine that you failed in the military and now seek a category of fame through project1999. Imagine your brother died in the military and your upset. Don't take your anger out on me bro ~ your dad still loves you~
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Old 10-04-2011, 12:26 PM
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He talked about his dick too
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Old 10-04-2011, 01:49 PM
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when u look in the mirror are u disgusted and filled with self-hate over ur revolting body
I really dont think so.

If fat people were capable of introspection I think they would commit suicide very shortly. What human with a functioning mind could stand physically representing gluttony at all times?

note i dont know any fat people so this is speculation. i'm sure some have dulled themselves enough with food and alcohol that they haven't yet fully realized how far gone they are.
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:09 PM
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some people like fat people [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
like other fat people!
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:13 PM
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This is hilarious, haha so glad I'm not a fatty.
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Old 10-04-2011, 02:35 PM
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i just think of myself as a goron. then i try to turn into a ball and roll down the stairs and break my shoulder.
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:08 PM
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i just think of myself as a goron. then i try to turn into a ball and roll down the stairs and break my shoulder.
pretty cool fat person spotted
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Old 10-04-2011, 05:42 PM
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http://youtu.be/jSJQEl5vcAo
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Old 10-05-2011, 03:12 AM
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I like women with curves and a little weight, not skinny as a twig but not sumo wrestler huge, know what I mean? Maybe I'm not fat enough
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Old 10-05-2011, 04:33 AM
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having a hairy gut doesn't cause me to be attracted to disgusting butter trolls, no.
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