Hasinbad

[mitic]

a new generation of r&f trolls is born

[Zereh]

+1

because you made me look up a word: perorations

[Drem]

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/peroration

[Anger]

Originally Posted by pepper [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yes, Hasbinbad has no right to be here...

Everyone has a right to be here, even random forum trolls like yourself!

Hail, 0 post count.

[guineapig]

All that work and you screw up the title...

[Barkingturtle]

Originally Posted by guineapig [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

All that work and you screw up the title...

It's not a ton of work to plug "Hasbinbad" into a random complaint generator, really. I mean, obviously more work than it takes to omit a letter but still, very little effort.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

complaint generator

[jarshale]

I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. First and foremost, Hasbinbad's pouty attempt to construct a creative response to my previous letter was absolutely pitiful. Really, Hasbinbad, stringing together a bunch of solecistic insults and seemingly random babble is hardly effective. It simply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that I see how important Hasbinbad's disgraceful, tactless hijinks are to its faithfuls and I laugh. I laugh because if you think that this is humorous or exaggerated, you're wrong. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, find that some of Hasbinbad's choices of words in its crusades would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "brain-damaged" for "ultraphotomicrograph" and "meddlesome" for "phoneticogrammatical." The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hasbinbad? I had a conversation recently with some unprincipled prevaricators who were trying to intensify race hatred. That conversation convinced me that Hasbinbad is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of controlling people. Sadly, it has no real concern for the welfare or the destiny of the people it desires to lead.

Hasbinbad's worshippers employ carefully developed psychological techniques to influence the attitudes of dominant culture towards any environment or activity that is predominantly cacodemonic. In reaching that conclusion, I have made the usual assumption that I certainly have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see Hasbinbad guarantee the destruction of anything that looks like a vital community. Hasbinbad has declared that it's staging a revolt against everyone who wants to institute change. Hasbinbad's revolting all right; the very sight of it turns my stomach. All kidding aside, if you looked up "venom-spouting-to-the-core" in the dictionary, you'd probably see its logo. I call this phenomenon "Hasbinbad-ism". The same might be said of irrational, mischievous pillocks. The problem is, if you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that Hasbinbad thinks it's good that its convictions weaken family ties. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: I plan to hinder the power of asinine insurrectionists like it. This is a choice I have made; your choice is up to you. But let me remind you that Hasbinbad insists that individual worth is defined by race, ethnicity, religion, or national origin. Sorry, Hasbinbad, but, with apologies to Gershwin, "it ain't necessarily so." I'm sorry if I've gotten a little off track here, but if I were a complete sap, I'd believe Hasbinbad's line that statism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. Unfortunately for it, I realize that Hasbinbad's callow game of chess -- the ultra-uppity chess of cynicism -- has continued for far too long. It's time to checkmate this malodorous pickpocket and show it that its apparatchiks are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is Hasbinbad, who wants nothing less than to canonize fatuitous fast-buck artists as nomological emblems of propriety.

Hasbinbad is utterly dotty. We all are, to some extent, but it sets the curve. As I've said in the past, Hasbinbad's sympathizers insist that Hasbinbad can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct. I say to them, "Prove it" -- not that they'll be able to, of course, but because every time Hasbinbad tries, it gets increasingly successful in its attempts to force some to live by restrictive standards not applicable to others. This dangerous trend means not only death for free thought, but for imagination as well. We must inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that Hasbinbad's trained seals take for granted. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to make Hasbinbad answer for its wrongdoings. I close this letter along the same lines it opened on: Hasbinbad plants false evidence to incriminate its adversaries.

[mitic]

now i remember, there is a site with this generated text. all you need is to fill in names... i just cant find it rite now

[Diggles]

google.com

search "complaint generator"

first result.

was that so hard mitic