Are messenger bags gay?

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Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Get a briefcase.

I have one and I feel like my grandfather when I need to use it.

[Diggles]

I carried around a briefcase in middle school.

Hard ass metal one, looked like something out of a spy movie.

kids made fun of me until I knocked the shit out of them with it.

mom took away my metal briefcase

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Originally Posted by Diggles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I carried around a briefcase in middle school.

Hard ass metal one, looked like something out of a spy movie.

kids made fun of me until I knocked the shit out of them with it.

mom took away my metal briefcase

we never did that

[Diggles]

of course you wouldn't remember it, silly. i controlled you your entire middle and high school life. all of your memories are shit I pulled from the internet and bad romance novels.

[Dravingar]

Messenger bags on a fat person doesn't work. Go with a briefcase.

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Originally Posted by Dravingar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Messenger bags on a fat person doesn't work. Go with a briefcase.

Knows from personal experience

[Dravingar]

For serious, I'm wicked fat.

[Dravingar]

Also, How I feel about this thread.

[Diggles]

So you aren't gay, you're just gay.

[Diggles]

gay may be replaced with fat in that sentence