10kpp Giveaway, all welcome to participate

[Pudge]

Originally Posted by Slathar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

On a level 50 wizard on Rallos Zek, pre-Kunark. So, I zone into Greater Faydark and see this Dark Elf Shadowknight moving very, very slowly. He had full Umbral and the Soul Leech weapon. He saw me zone in and I had a very bad reputation as someone who liked to one-shot people with Ice Comet. He immediately starts sending me tells.

Shadowknight tells you, "dude please I know what you're thinking but I'll make it worth your while if you just let me go."

I begin casting Ice Comet. Shadowknight begins to slowly walk toward Lesser Faydark zone.

Shadowknight tells you, "COME ON I CANT DIE RIGHT NOW"

First Ice Comet drops him to about 40%. I begin casting the second Ice Comet.

Shadowknight tells you, "fuck you cocksucker you fucking queer, you'll never see the planes"

Second Ice Comet lands slaying the shadowknight. I loot him quickly and here the cha-ching. You have looted 11,400 platinum. He also didn't bag his Hooded Black Cloak.

LOL

[Asher]

Originally Posted by Tiggles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A friend of mine drove from Philadelphia to Colorado to meet a girl he met online in the EQ guild we where in. The problem is she was married to another player in the guild at the time.

They took off in the middle of the night and drove from colorado back to philly to live his parents house with the 7 animals she had brought with her.

My guild leader who was furious that he lost one of his mainhealers(the girl) and his main tank(the husband) because of some scrubby SK (my friend) found out my friends address and gave it to the angry husband.

The husband flew over to philly and tried to kill my friend on his front lawn. The cops where called and the husband was forced to flee back to Colorado.

My friend who did not make much money (worked nights as security on campus) was foced to slowly sell off his belongings to support her and she quickly grew fedup with his current situation and after 3 months she left him to get back with her husband.

This left him pennyless guildless and womanless but his epic EQ fail will be an amusing story to tell people for years to come.

And the moral of the story is Nothing good comes out of Colorado.

You will get my vote if you can quote the local news story on this. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Asher

[arsenalpow]

There once was a man on the Sullon Zek server named Sam Deathwalker...

[Civeal]

Once i was with a group of elves in Mistmoore, i was the only dwarf there, they were all my guildmates. A twinked elf druid came by, and started attacking me, while we were fighting, my group/guildmates were encouraging him, and saying how good he was, so i started hitting them instead of him, and he proceded to stop attacking me, healed and buffed me, at first they didn't get it until i killed one of ours. they then ported out and asking me what the fuck i was up to.

Started chating with the guy, we had a great laugh at those people, eventually called them names as i used be 15 years old at that time, he liked it. Found out he was the alt of one of the most hated guild on the server, The Twelves Prophets, on Vallon Zek, a guild supposed to be composed with one member of each race.

I joined another guild who was for short people only, but i became a secret spy for that guy, and a rezzer when it was hard for them to get rezzed by anyone outside their guild, my informations were limited as i was alot lower, but while leveling i gave him a couple good informations that served the purpouse of wiping a couple of raids.

I ended up joining a serious guild and never betrayed them, but basically, it was fun leveling with the "feeling" of doing something special.

[Knuckle]

Oh man if only I could find the elven love story fan fiction i made on the everlore site when I was like 10 years old such fail on so many levels. I'll give 2kpp to whoever finds a way to fully navigate everlores website with the wayback machine. All I've been able to view is extremely limited information on the site.

[Grahm]

My true eq story [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ok, so like im in the commons east last night and im having
some ice craem and getting my determination up to go crazyman
and finish level 5.
so i see this skeleton and he runs over to me and hits me and
then laughs at me. so like theres no way im gonna put up with
that, so im attack him.

well im standing there fighting, and this monk named siegert
walks up to me and hes like 'what are you doing?'

and im like 'wtf dude im killing this dumb skele dont KS me'

i don't even know what KS means, but everyone tells me to stop
doing it alot so i think it has something to do with
roleplaying

so he's like 'why aren't you attacking it?'

WTF?!?

so im like 'dude, i am attacking it, look at this sweet ninja
kicking action, are you blind'

so im clicking kick as fast as i can so this stupid monk will
see that i can fite good and leeve me alone.

so then he's like 'skaterr, press the A key'

so i say 'A'

and hes like 'no, don't say it, just press it'

so I tell siegert 'A'

and hes like 'your kinda retarded arent you? just press the A
key'

so im like 'ok dude but this is the last favor i ever do for
you'

so i press A

well all of the sudden i start swinging with my fists and
punch the skele and it dies reely fast!

and im like 'OMG DUDE YOU ARE SO RULE!!'

and hes like 'how is it possible that you've gotten to level 5
without knowing about auto attack?'

and im like 'whats autoattack???'

and hes like 'its what you were just doing when you pressed A'

and im like 'ohh is it an exploit, cause i wont tell on you if
you dont tell on me'

and he stops for a second and hes looking at me and hes
like 'your amazing'

and im like 'ya i know im almost level 6'

and hes like 'lucky for you i came along'

and im like 'ya dude you are the rulest'

so he leaves and im all excited, so i give j-mo a call on the
phone.

and he like 'hello'

and im like 'dude i just got sooooo lucky!'

and hes like 'sweet bro!! with who?'

and im like 'this guy named siegert'

and hes like 'WTF?!?!'

and im like 'ya this monk guys showed me how to exploit the
game with autoattack'

and j-mo's like 'oooooooh, i thought... nevermind'

and im like 'ya dude it rules i can kill pretty much anything
in the game now'

and hes like 'umm, wait a sec dude, you're telling me you
didn't ever know about auto attack?? how the hell did you ever
get to level 5?'

and im like 'DUDE WTF WHY DO PPL KEEP ASKING ME THAT, IM A
MONK!!!'

and hes like 'ya how could i forget, the sweet ninja kicking
action right?'

and im like 'thats right'

so i hang up and then i start wondering why the hell my
brother never told me about the autoattack exploit.

so i go running over to his room, and im banging on the door
and im like 'MIKE!'

and he opens the door a crak and sticks his head out and hes
whispers 'SSsssshhh! dude shut-up! i cant talk right now im
getting lucky!'

so then i realized that that he must be learning about
autoattack right now too, so theres no way he could have told
me about it.

i celebrated with some ice cream.

[Amirite]

Originally Posted by Grahm [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My true eq story [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
.....
bunchofplagarism.....

i celebrated with some ice cream.

wasn't this from sk8rgnome or sk8erboy

[Grahm]

lol, i did it as a joke hence the [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

yeah its sk8er gnome or whatever and its really funny if you read it

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by menadwen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Try looking here http://web.archive.org/web/200304021...es/default.asp

not bad i can actually pull up some stories haha, ill have ZERO chance of finding any of mine, I cant search by author name =( like a needle in a haystack


ooo heres a news update:



Alan VanCouvering on the EQ naming policy
Catalyst [12/3/2000-5:37:46 PM] Comments[68]

Name Nazi's Out of Control on P99
Well it worked. The name police turned out in force. So now, that I know of, 2 level 60's on our server have decided to quit playing because their name got changed. They've had the names for over a year, they were not offensive in any way, but the name nazis decided it's never too late to annoy the customers.

For example, one of the players was named "Knuckle". That's been his identity. Here's someone who's a well known high level, who's helped kill Trakanon several times, and now his name has been changed for no good reason. (Those who know me from P99 know I'm no fan of Knuckle or his guild, but seeing someone quit the game because CUSTOMER SERVICE (lol) decided it was time to screw them over for something as stupid as a name is just ludicrous.

If you want to discuss our name policies, I'm all for it. But not with the kind of language and name calling that has been used in this thread.

Alan

[JenJen]

knuckle, i must read this