You're all playing the game wrong

[Goregasmic]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why not try P99 red? Camps are open, and you can fist as many blue mobs as you like.

No thanks, this game is aggravating enough with PVE alone. Not all that many camps on green are difficult to get if it isn't raid related or serious LR/MQ money.

[Duik]

Originally Posted by Goregasmic [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

No thanks, this game is aggravating enough with PVE alone. Not all that many camps on green are difficult to get if it isn't raid related or serious LR/MQ money.

What!?!
Not even a snicker about fisting blues?

Aside: Fisting Blues has got to be a band/song name surely.

[Goregasmic]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What!?!
Not even a snicker about fisting blues?

Aside: Fisting Blues has got to be a band/song name surely.

Fisting with scaly arms must be a death/grind song.

[sammoHung]

Originally Posted by CrazyPro [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You sit around all day in raid comms watching youtube waiting for someone to scream "POPOPOPOP" so you can log in and deny pixels at 7 AM on a Monday, but that's not what the game is about. Boy I can't wait to spam 10 flux staff buttons in rapid succession while kiting this guard, this is a fun thing to do for with my day.
MAAANNNN I am so PUMPED to go stare at this spawn point for 16 hours straight, this is riveting gameplay! I hate those other guilds, dude, the people in my guild's discord echo chamber says they're nothing but the scum of the earth and they're all underhanded, double-dealin', no-good swindlers I tell ya hwat.

Meanwhile, the chad, 255 INT, 255 WIS guildless hermit in full banded armor with a bronze longsword and a vendor kite shield just runs around killing random shit and meeting people and grouping up and talking to people and stuff, you know? Like, that's way cooler than being a lawyerquesting poopsocking nerd p99 addict.

You are all playing this game so wrong, and stuff.

You've typically been a zealot of the Castle raid zerg - grown tired of it? Ready to start a casual only guild that is helmed by experienced players?

Cause lemme tell you brother you are speakin my language. I grouped with a brand new player this weekend and it was the most fun I've had in the game in a while.

[Reiwa]

Rabies should inflict a fear effect if you try to drink water or swim.

I wonder if there's a server that would implement this kind of thing.

[BradZax]

P99 should have a custom rabies spell that is uncurable and its called "old age" and once you get it, your stats slowly decay to -0's until you cant move and just die on login.

[Praxcthius]

People should drink animal milk. String bones less beta

[Praxcthius]

Strong**

[Mortdecai99]

STRING BONES LOL

[CrazyPro]

Originally Posted by sammoHung [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You've typically been a zealot of the Castle raid zerg - grown tired of it? Ready to start a casual only guild that is helmed by experienced players?

Cause lemme tell you brother you are speakin my language. I grouped with a brand new player this weekend and it was the most fun I've had in the game in a while.

The only guilds that aren't zergs are LoF and MT. The word 'zerg' has been tacked onto every single guild in history so many times that it's lost all meaning. The term has never mattered, the only thing that matters is who wins the mob in the end.

However, I believe competitive raiding should be abolished and that raid targets should be rotated between guilds. The collective time wasted every 7 day cycle is absolutely insane. 16 hour windows are trash game design, no one should have to take shifts staring at a spawn point for 16 hours and not be guaranteed to win.

The entry requirements for a new raid guild to see all the content outside of the draft are far too steep. You need a ton of cleric bots, rogue bots, ranger bots, coth bots, wizard bots, quad mage bots set up with 4 DA items, a bajillion platinum to cover reagents and clicky upkeep costs, several degens willing to poopsock dragons in an elf sim every week for the foreseeable future, a bunch of people who know what they're doing to fill critical roles, and a horde of warmbodies to carry out the auto attacking and CHing and the operation of buff vending machines.

But real 255 INT ogres know that you can just show up and auto attack and get DKP and eventually get full BiS and then go make the ultimate casual guild and carry your homies to slightly less garbage gear and it'd be 10x more rewarding. But then your casual guild becomes an actual serious raid guild and you become what Castle is now and the cycle continues.