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Old 08-05-2011, 10:33 PM
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Old 08-05-2011, 10:38 PM
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Henati porn SO COOL MAN LOL
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Old 08-06-2011, 12:07 AM
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i got blackout drunk last night and got dropped off at my parents house since i'm home from school for the summer. well while i was blacked out i guess i was really horny so i decided to log onto my dad's computer and search for "RAPE PORN" all over the place. i don't even know if i jerked off or what but this morning my dad busted into my room and flipped the fuck out at me.

i guess i left all the google searches up on his computer when i went to sleep.

my mom won't even look at me, and i've never seen my did this pissed before. i think he even thought about hitting me.

i'm such a piece of shit
I can help you with your dilemma there sir, shit like this happens to me all the time. What you need to do is explain to them that you have special needs. And those needs are to masturbate to rape porn and that you are their son and they should accept you the way that you are. Then you show them an actual video of rape porn and explain to them why you were so turned on and explain to them the importance of rape porn to society. Or you could get drunk again and do something even worse to make them forget about the rape porn incident. I suggest setting your house or car on fire.
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Old 08-06-2011, 12:17 AM
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I can help you with your dilemma there sir, shit like this happens to me all the time. What you need to do is explain to them that you have special needs. And those needs are to masturbate to rape porn and that you are their son and they should accept you the way that you are. Then you show them an actual video of rape porn and explain to them why you were so turned on and explain to them the importance of rape porn to society. Or you could get drunk again and do something even worse to make them forget about the rape porn incident. I suggest setting your house or car on fire.
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Old 08-06-2011, 12:40 AM
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every man is guilty of searching for rape porn atleast once in his life

Your father is a hypocrite bro. Wear it proud like a badge of honor
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Old 08-06-2011, 01:08 AM
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Old 08-06-2011, 09:09 AM
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Old 08-06-2011, 10:36 AM
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Old 08-06-2011, 12:31 PM
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i would do anything to any woman at this point
wow i just spit out my vitawater for rapid next day detox and it left a fine mist across my LCD Monitor. Quickly I grabbed my 100% cotton cloth and wiped it off before it left the little moisture residue on the screen.
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Old 08-06-2011, 12:51 PM
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wow i just spit out my vitawater for rapid next day detox and it left a fine mist across my LCD Monitor. Quickly I grabbed my 100% cotton cloth and wiped it off before it left the little moisture residue on the screen.
Sounds similar to Ringo's experience....

Except it was semen and his one of his father's Tshirts.
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