Gluten-free is a scam to sell more corn and corn accessories

[Computer Man]

These are the same people you give a bowl of ice cubes to when they want dessert.

[Cecily]

Enhanced interrogation techniques, but with corn syrup.

[Cecily]

You go through life feeling like shit because your food options are literally poisoning you.

[Wakanda]

Originally Posted by Cecily [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You go through life feeling like shit because your food options are literally poisoning you.

idk how accurate this. i barely eat (maybe once every couple of days) and mostly just drink beer and i still feel like crap.

[Cecily]

Originally Posted by Wakanda [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

idk how accurate this. i barely eat (maybe once every couple of days) and mostly just drink beer and i still feel like crap.

I appreciate the multiple layers in this joke.

[shovelquest]

I saw a meme once that said I wonder how many medieval cooks were killed because a poison tester had a food allergy.

[Ephirith]

ur unacknowledged and misdirected frustration with our current corporatist dystopia has led you to, whether ironically or not, express callousness toward a person with celiacs

Remember that the concept of sensitivity training itself began as a method for corporations to lubricate western society for the importation of trillions of h1b's and immigrants in order to depress the cost of labor and increase profits.

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[Duik]

Originally Posted by Ephirith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

ur unacknowledged and misdirected frustration with our current corporatist dystopia has led you to, whether ironically or not, express callousness toward a person with celiacs

Remember that the concept of sensitivity training itself began as a method for corporations to lubricate western society for the importation of trillions of h1b's and immigrants in order to depress the cost of labor not and increase profits.

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When I was a kid I used to think E85 was a great compromise so African (everything was about poor hungry africa then) corn farmers could grow food and make bank.
Little did i realise that the kind of corn grown for food was different to fuel corn. So not only were the hungry still hungry, it was only a few people at the top of the chain that actually made big money.

Corn is the victim here. They call them kernels but they are treated like privates.

[Reiwa]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

When I was a kid I used to think E85 was a great compromise so African (everything was about poor hungry africa then) corn farmers could grow food and make bank.
Little did i realise that the kind of corn grown for food was different to fuel corn. So not only were the hungry still hungry, it was only a few people at the top of the chain that actually made big money.

Corn is the victim here. They call them kernels but they are treated like privates.

That non-food corn can still be the best thing for them to produce, because pencils.

[Duik]

Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That non-food corn can still be the best thing for them to produce, because pencils.

Still didnt feed them though. That was a massive thing. Like food. Canny eat pencils or money.