12% 24oz or 7.5% 40oz.

[naez]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You should try liquor, although it sounds like you might be limited by your budget. You could panhandle or shoplift, though.

nah man can get the mini pints for about the same price rly hth

[Barkingturtle]

If you really wanna maximize your dollar don't drink the booze.

Instead, give yourself an enema with it. You will bypass your cock-blockin bitch of a liver and really you'll be lucky if you don't die. Cost-effective.

[Kassel]

why not cut yourself when you drink?

[JayDee]

less talk more drug induced videos

[Psionide]

go grab a bottle of wild turkey, a hose, a wooden ladle and a north korean hooker and your set mayne.

[Harrison]

Yeah, good way to accidentally kill yourself. Don't do it.

[Hasbinbad]

WHOOPS

But srsly, sounds legit to me naez, do it bro.

[Nocte]

3oz alcohol in 7.5% 40oz
2.88oz in 12% 24oz

You'll get drunk faster off the 12%, though, because it's not like you're just going to have one drink, and you'll fill up faster drinking a 40oz.

[Harrison]

Originally Posted by Nocte [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

3oz alcohol in 7.5% 40oz
2.88oz in 12% 24oz

You'll get drunk faster off the 12%, though, because it's not like you're just going to have one drink, and you'll fill up faster drinking a 40oz.

If you're mincing amounts of alcohol this hard, you're poor as fuck and trying to maximize your pennies.

He's not drinking quantity(or quality lawl) here.

[naez]

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If you're mincing amounts of alcohol this hard, you're poor as fuck and trying to maximize your pennies.

He's not drinking quantity(or quality lawl) here.

not cuz if i drink them both I have a 50% chance of blacking out and getting hiccupy heartburn from the malt liquor