You know you're a nothingburger when...

[magnetaress]

Gugg is a miracle! ✨🌠

[Origen]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Will you pay for it?

No, I can not.

[Arvan]

Originally Posted by Origen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Please seek the services of a mental health professional

[Gugg]

Bonus Additions

You know you're a nothingburger when...

You tell people to "lay off the drugs".

You waste server resources by going permanently AFK in a shared environment.

You tell people that crypto-currencies are the future (see below).

You collect Bitcoins, and say "HODL" and "To the moon".

You tell your children you can't wait to die to be with Jesus instead of them.

You're a woman who wears Calvin Klein underwear.

You're a woman who doesn't shave her under arms or legs and then walks around showing them off.

You talk about "social constructs"; for example you say "women wearing make-up is a social construct" and "beauty is a social construct".

You tell people you were conditioned as a young girl to play with dolls.

You want to be paid the same for doing less.

You tell people that tinned Walmart food is better than homemade food (see below).

You're a dirty deceitful shill.

You tell people that nothing is real.

You ban people and give vague and slanderous reasons for why; "Banned for: misogynist" (wit and satire is obviously lost on you, and so is truth).

You watch Marvel "superhero" movies and you can't wait for Avengers 37.

You're saving the planet.

You talk about "slut shaming" and "body shaming".

You are an actor who fake cries for a living, then expects sympathy when you cry for "real" (no names, Amber Heard).

You tell people that white girls don't have nice big butts like black girls (you're either blind or stupid...same thing really).

You said Obama was the answer (come on man).

You say Trump is the answer.

You tell people you want to go to space and do an all female space walk doggy paddle (you don't really because it's dangerous and you're spineless).

You paid $5000 for Stella McCartney sneakers and wear them in public.

You tell everybody you want to go back to the 80's because it was so "magical".

You have a bucket list.

You say aliens built the Egyptian pyramids and that they have some kind of special significance, when it's just a crumbling ruin in the sand with no utility value whatsoeve (a complete waste of good materials actually).

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You don't lead by example.

You're a 60 pound girl flexing your little puny arms with a dumb obnoxious grin on your face, then complain nobody respects you "because you're a woman" (it's because you're being a jerk actually).

[Duik]

It's people like Gugg that make the mentally ill (most of us) feel better about themselves.

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's people like Gugg that make the mentally ill (most of us) feel better about themselves.

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[Gugg]

You know you're a nothingburger...

When you tell people that pizza is "expensive cheese on toast".

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's people like Gugg that make the mentally ill (most of us) feel better about themselves.

Like I said! Miracle!

[Gugg]

[Swish]

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