Jean-Luc Picard Is A Liberal

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Originally Posted by goblinmob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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You summed up in one image how just how ludicrous it all is.

The hollywood shine made something really bad look really good so much so that for years I never noticed it's an old aged pensioner saving everybody.

His fancy accent is a decoy.

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-led the Borg to victory over the Federation at the Battle of Wolf 359
-led the Federation to victory over the Borg at the Battle of Sector 001

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Picard see's the morality of the human species as an overall superior morality than pretty much any other culture.

Which is almost more conservative Christian than it is liberal.

Think about it.

Despite its flaws, christianity has brought you the voice of the people, individual liberty, freedom, all western culture we consider the most moral and empathetic ways to live, come from those that let the lions eat them, rather than fight back.

God bless humanity, Christianity, and F the Q

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Originally Posted by Jobaber [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Picard see's the morality of the human species as an overall superior morality than pretty much any other culture.

Which is almost more conservative Christian than it is liberal.

Think about it.

Despite its flaws, christianity has brought you the voice of the people, individual liberty, freedom, all western culture we consider the most moral and empathetic ways to live, come from those that let the lions eat them, rather than fight back.

God bless humanity, Christianity, and F the Q

Christianity has brought shame, guilt, hatred, lies, fear, superstition, forced control, unecessary rituals, elitesm....violence...death.

Morality is just as much a creation as a house or a car is and christians didn't create morality, God did, Christians worship a false God so they destroy morality just like atheists do...they both promote death...Jean-Puke, just like christians, is a mortal being saving an immortal universe. He can't even save himself. Duh.

If I'm gonna wait years to be saved I hope it's not a bald and wrinkly old aged pensioner with a flute that arrives to save me.

Send me a nice young girl with a pair of big tits who has some nice technology to share with me (not iphone or twitter).

Better yet, send several girls....the more the merrier.

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Thats what Q said about humans. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And Picard responded with what I said about Christians.

Also TNG proved all the abrhamic religions were correct and 1 in the same:

The Progenitors were an ancient alien species that were the first form of life that existed in the galaxy.

Conclusion: "antichrist ruled human" is Picard's political stance.

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Originally Posted by Jobaber [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Haha thats what Q said about humans.

Neither of them have girlfriends so their priorities are messed up.

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Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Neither of them have girlfriends so their priorities are messed up.

Picard flute
In 2368, Captain Jean-Luc Picard acquired a Ressikan flute through an experience he had related to a probe launched from the dead planet. The probe projected a particle beam to Picard's brain, and played out a scenario by which Picard actually experienced over 50 years in the span of only 25 actual minutes.

Atually picard lived an entire lifetime, raising a family, with kids, seeing them grow and have children of their own, and died as a fuffiled old man.

So now he is just living an extended retirement.

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I don't know enough about Star Wars to make a comment, but I do agree Bougie Limosine Liberals are the fuckin worst.

I try to stay away from any old women with bob haircuts who drive Subarus.

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Originally Posted by Jobaber [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Atually picard lived an entire lifetime, raising a family, with kids, seeing them grow and have children of their own, and died as a fuffiled old man.

So now he is just living an extended retirement.

Jean-Luc: "Son, do you want the bad news or the bad news?"

Jean-Luc's son: "Is there any good news?"

Jean-Luc: "No, it's all bad news I'm afraid. There is a drought so we have to ration water, it looks like the planet is dying, and we have nowhere else to go, that's the first bit of bad news. With me so far?"

Jean-Luc's son: "Yes father?"

Jean-Luc: "You see how old I am son?"

Jean-Luc's son: "Yes father, you are bald, wrinkly, weak...ugly...wtf is happening to you? I mean, you've always been a bald cunt but now you look completely FUCKED"

Jean-Luc: "Well, son, that's how you're gonna look soon too. I'm gonna die and leave you in this dying place I brought you to then you're gonna die. Your wife is gonna look like me and die too. You cool with all that?"

Jean-Luc's son: "Yes, father you're the best..I can't wait to have kids too"

Jean-Luc: "BTW I didn't even choose to be here, some probe zapped me while I was being nosey on my spaceship and I ended up here so I decided to have kids on this dying planet that's where you come in. I did choose to explore queer new worlds though so I shouldn't complain"

Jean-Luc's son: "Cool story bro, can't wait to be bald and wrinkly just like you and watch my home planet die when you're gone...you're my hero father...thanks for bringing me here"

Jean-Luc: "You're welcome, now go do your homework so you can be succesful like me and don't forget to give me some of your water rations to give to the ceremonial tree in the town square"

Jean-Luc's son: "Where did mommy come from though?"

Jean-Luc: "No idea, evolved from an amoeba most likely...not sure where the amoeba came from though...she'll be dead soon...now go"

Riker: "Welcome back Captain"

Jean-Luc: "Thanks, great to be back, how long's it been...30 years?"

Riker: "25 seconds"

Jean-Luc: "Cool beans...full speed ahead number 1"

Riker: "Aye aye Captain!"