How to survive an apocalypse

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by starkind [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cardboard helps vs IR.

Also glass.

Yeah I saw that on the Internet to since the invasion!

I did not know that.

The sheriffs department flying around in helicopters shooting people up that are trying to cross county lines when we lock down travel between county lines is a big threat I think to surviving the apocalypse.. being able to avoid their night vision human hog hunts flying around shooting anyone who’s trying to live in the woods is a really important element to surviving the final stages of what’s happening in America in the world right now .

[starkind]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah I saw that on the Internet to since the invasion!

I did not know that.

The sheriffs department flying around and helicopters around and people up that are trying to cross county lines when we lock down travel between county lines is a big threat I think to surviving the apocalypse.. being able to avoid their night vision helicopter hog hunts flying around shooting anyone who’s trying to live in the woods is a really important element to surviving the final stages of what’s happening in America in the world right now .

Oh ya. If u can. Get tetnus, rabies, anthrax, tb. Vax. Your overlords bred that natural immunity out of u. R.i.p.

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[mcoy]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah I saw that on the Internet to since the invasion!

I did not know that.

The sheriffs department flying around in helicopters shooting people up that are trying to cross county lines when we lock down travel between county lines is a big threat I think to surviving the apocalypse.. being able to avoid their night vision human hog hunts flying around shooting anyone who’s trying to live in the woods is a really important element to surviving the final stages of what’s happening in America in the world right now .

Just carry one of those space blankets around with you. They fold up super small and are just as effective while being much more portable than glass or cardboard:



-Mcoy

[mcoy]

Step 1: Don't have any medical condition that will kill you when your drugs run out or expire.

-Mcoy

[GinnasP99]

I'll die with a smile on my face.

[Jibartik]

If your heart is true you will be invisible to the beast or any of his agents

[starkind]

We must BE entertained https://imgur.com/gallery/5SWrpme

[Trexller]

[Jibartik]

I got a Geiger counter feels good.

[starkind]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I got a Geiger counter feels good.

Dude I'm not even going to try to survive. Would be even more fucking hilarious if I did... I see myself at 90 gardening...and kids are like how tf u survive....

I'm going to say minecraft betches! They'll be like wat!