Ektar's campaign

[Ektar]

Have you ever tried to count how many sperm is in each squirt? That's about how easy it would be to count my chest hairs.

I have relatively well defined muscle groups, so it's rather simple to separate classifications of body hair. If anything, it's tough to define where the pubic hair stops and the leg hair begins.

I was special among my kin, and was the only one with abundant chest hair. Most others were thin, long legged, busty hot young women. Some were actual french maids but I didn't associate with them. They probably had some hair.

[visage]

Why are you such a little bitch? I never met someone who got off on more stupid shit more than you. I recall you on raids. " Oh man Vox popped I am cumming..." The sad thing is..... He wasn't kidding. Your a sick individual who I'd love to skull fuck. Whether that makes you special or not Fuck YOU!

[Ektar]

I'm a sarnak [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Ektar]

I'm a paladin with 2 manastones to my name. What about that.

[Sinlea]

Have you ever visited an art museum with a fellow member of the p99 community?

[karsten]

have you ever hung out with snookie and other staten island regulars!?

[Ektar]

Well I wasn't playing p99 anymore at the time. Is p99 membership like a college mailing list membership, in which case you graduated 2 years ago but they still send you emails about goings ons around campus 45 minutes from the email send date? Then yes, and it was a greeeat time.

[Ektar]

No, K-dog, I have not. Though being jewish gives me super powers.

Unrelated to the question? Not if you have super powers.

[azeth]

Originally Posted by Ektar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Though being jewish gives me super powers.

the power to satisfy portly brunettes, yes.

edit: whose names are probably Megan, and Rachel.

[Ektar]

I don't get the reference. If it's a reference to jersey shore, please note I don't watch it and only know snooki from south park