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Old 06-08-2011, 12:51 PM
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Bestest Birthday Present:

The jealousy of us old farts that are more than twice your age.

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Old 06-08-2011, 03:48 PM
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Time to quit drinking.
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Old 06-08-2011, 03:49 PM
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Happy 21st! Remember, drink a bunch of water before, during, and after getting trashed.
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Old 06-08-2011, 04:01 PM
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You'll be pregnant, married, and then divorced within 5 years. Bonus points if your ex is from some MMORPG to complete the cycle of true psychotic, attention starved internet female.
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Old 06-08-2011, 04:05 PM
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You'll be pregnant, married, and then divorced within 5 years. Bonus points if your ex is from some MMORPG to complete the cycle of true psychotic, attention starved internet female.
Birth control 4 life
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Old 06-08-2011, 04:21 PM
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Birth control 4 life
"The effectiveness of birth control pills depends entirely on how they are used. While the stated effectiveness is 96-99% in reality this rate is much lower, around 87%."

If those percentages are true and from the way you talk in IRC it seems like you are probabilistically overdue at this point.
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Old 06-08-2011, 04:31 PM
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"The effectiveness of birth control pills depends entirely on how they are used. While the stated effectiveness is 96-99% in reality this rate is much lower, around 87%."

If those percentages are true and from the way you talk in IRC it seems like you are probabilistically overdue at this point.
Too much residue for you, Nalkin?
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Old 06-08-2011, 04:37 PM
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Just get trashed at home.
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Old 06-08-2011, 04:44 PM
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Just get trashed at home.
The rad part about being 21 is that I can legally do it in public.

I've been 'getting trashed at home' for years!!
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Old 06-08-2011, 04:56 PM
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The rad part about being 21 is that I can legally do it in public.

I've been 'getting trashed at home' for years!!
he means no one wants to see you, so sit in your room and drink.

chicks are only sexy when they're drunk IF they're underage.
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