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Old 10-18-2021, 04:22 PM
Malikail Malikail is offline
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If not, what is your best Ranger joke?
See when you play a ranger its important that you have both green armor and brown armor.

Green armor so you can find your corpse in the sand

Brown armor so you can find your corpse in the grass

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How can you tell when a ranger broke into your house?

There are corpses all over the floor and your cat is level 9
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Old 10-18-2021, 04:25 PM
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How can you tell when a ranger broke into your house?

There are corpses all over the floor and your cat is level 9
Best ranger joke I've seen in 22 years of this game.
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Old 10-18-2021, 03:27 PM
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Merging into blue, starting green 2.0
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Old 10-18-2021, 03:29 PM
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Merging into blue, starting green 2.0
That's just mean.
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Old 10-18-2021, 03:40 PM
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If not, what is your best Ranger joke?
A ranger walks into a bar. Loading, please wait ...



(With the joke being that Rangers are so fragile that walking into a bar would kill them.)
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Old 10-18-2021, 03:40 PM
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Why is it always raining in NK? Because every time a ranger dies Karana sheds a tear.
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Old 10-19-2021, 01:34 AM
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i see people complaining in /ooc that the server was brought down at 10am and their bags and merchants/ vendor items are all messed up.
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Old 10-18-2021, 03:44 PM
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when custom helm, daddy nilbog
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Old 10-18-2021, 03:55 PM
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A newbie Ranger twink wearing vivid green armor, a cloak with feathers, and a helm with a pointed faceguard, walked into a bar and sat down. The old man at the end of the bar just stared.

Every time the young Ranger looked, the old man was staring. The Ranger finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Old 10-18-2021, 04:04 PM
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I see that ranger are by far still the master class, even when the server is down everyone is praising them.
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