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Old 06-03-2011, 05:22 PM
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I work with a bunch of 50+ rich white women who need to get laid, badly.

I've been at work for an hour and they've been standing around my desk discussing soul-searching, vibrators, and what kind of martini they're going to have after work tonight.

shoot me.
I'll throw the old girls a bone.
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Old 06-03-2011, 06:05 PM
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I work with an exgirlfriend who is secretly tring to get me fired because I broke up with her.
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Old 06-04-2011, 10:49 AM
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I work with an exgirlfriend who is secretly tring to get me fired because I broke up with her.
oooooooh thats a rough one man, was she your ex before you got the job?

i was in that same boat once, except she actually did get me fired cause those waitresses stick together and its tough to bond with the rest of the dishwasher when none of the rest of em really know english
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Old 06-04-2011, 11:03 AM
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oooooooh thats a rough one man, was she your ex before you got the job?

i was in that same boat once, except she actually did get me fired cause those waitresses stick together and its tough to bond with the rest of the dishwasher when none of the rest of em really know english
met her at work then started dating her, then broke up with her now shes calling ethics with a bunch of 6 month old text messages saying i make her feel uncomfortable. Jokes on her I told them we where going out months ago so she will be caught in a lie.
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Old 06-04-2011, 02:01 PM
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I work with a bunch of 50+ rich white women who need to get laid, badly.

I've been at work for an hour and they've been standing around my desk discussing soul-searching, vibrators, and what kind of martini they're going to have after work tonight.

shoot me.
I banged a smoking hot cougar who was 55...some of the best sex I ever had; she eventually met someone around her age and that was the last I have seen of her.
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Old 06-04-2011, 03:04 PM
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I banged a smoking hot cougar who was 55...some of the best sex I ever had; she eventually met someone around her age and that was the last I have seen of her.
Skorge lamenting on his lost love.

Don't fret my friend shes probably already dead of old age.
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Old 06-07-2011, 12:47 PM
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I work with a bunch of 50+ rich white women who need to get laid, badly.

I've been at work for an hour and they've been standing around my desk discussing soul-searching, vibrators, and what kind of martini they're going to have after work tonight.

shoot me.
hook me up,

but seriously that sounds like my EX and her friends and they are only 30ish, so it won't take long for you to be right there with em
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:57 AM
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why not join them trala? seems like them ladies know how to have a good time.
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:58 AM
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seems like them ladies know how to have a good time.
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Old 06-03-2011, 10:58 AM
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You should probably have sex with them.
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