Contest for my stuff:

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I'm not worthy

You're not going to turn me into one of those dudes who used to beg me when I went to bank back in the day. I hated those guys.

[enatomi]

I have a huge wang. No seriously, it's a beautiful specimen. Picture a sculpture by Michelangelo, but more graceful, and in the shape of a penis.
And I'm just an all around amazing person. I can give you advice on how to be awesome. And I'll send you picz naked. You will have fapping material for life.

Fo realz tho, I would certainly be a happier person if I received anything. Hard to say who "deserves" it since many I'm sure could benefit greatly, but I'm about as gimp as it gets, and it makes me sad. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] I would be eternally grateful and would probably write you daily emails on how you improved my life.

Cheers,
Chyop Suey

[Splooie]

lol@these threads

[Baa]

Just keep it all!

I still log on my 60 war on live every now and then to think about the old days and stroke my frostbringer lovingly. Plus you most certainly cannot pick up chicks with a half naked char.

[Nedala]

I would gladly take all your pally stuff and give it to an old friend from live who just started a dwarf pally (named borimir). You played a pally didnt you?

[Loke]

I honestly don't deserve your stuff - I really don't need it and already have enough stuff of my own. However, in the event you are unable to locate a worthy individual for your stuff, I would be more than willing to take it off your hands.

As I don't really have any need for it beyond selling it and making the number I see when I visit the bank slightly larger, in the event you decided to leave your things in my possession, I would distribute them to individuals I encountered in regular game play that I felt were deserving. How I would accomplish this is by judging individuals I encounter when I play my anonymous alts.

I already do this a lot since unless an item is going to net me over 1k, I rarely waste the time trying to sell it - so instead when a random L30 druid stops and gives me a thorns or sow, instead of tipping 5pp, I toss them a charred guardian shield - or the monk/druid duo who kindly invited a random stranger that happened to be my under geared paladin who was 3 levels lower than them join their group despite the fact it worsened their exp and I wasn't really bringing much to the table... actions like that are what I like to reward. Sure a paw of opolla could net a bit of cash; or it could be given to druid who kindly took time out of kiting to help me track a wandering mob down.

So yea - hopefully you find someone to give the items to; but if you don't, I'm sure I could help you find a good home for them while I'm anonymously running around P99 acting like the newbie we all know I really am.

[ElanoraBryght]

I never called you a douche.
Even when you were.

[Delik]

I do not know, nor do I care to. In regards to your stuff, I would use whats equippable on my warrior, give whats useable to my friends and give whats left over to newbs I think could use it.

Otherwise, dont give a shit.

[Bruno]

Originally Posted by Splooie [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol@these threads

^

This should be entertaining. Kids are going to nuthug hardcore at the thought of getting free loot lol. I can't wait until he admits he's just trolling all of the kids who have pissed on him since day 1.

[jpoarch]

I vote for loke to get items... mainly because i'm much more likely to get them through being awesome in game than trying to persuade you... but seriously. Loke's got a good plan