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Old 08-09-2020, 08:37 AM
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When you think 21 year old pixels matter and you cant find a woman irl to undergo a series of expensive painful surgeries to be your elven waifu.

Reminder that Green isnt even p99s final form.

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I love it when my testicles slam against this things taint as she stares off into the distance thinking of Tunare and how shes going to give birth to a half breed elf monstrosity who will get my strength, stamina, dexterity and to a lesser extent my wisdon while only retaining agi/int/cha/ears

While I may have transcended into another dimension you still remain here on the planar realm only to be at the mercy to people who pray to fucking janitors to force your dick ass out of a camp you thought mattered until you read this post.

Remember this when the third reincarnation (no wow bro) of p99 puts all the time and effort you put on green in its place.
All the years of perversions and weird stuff we tortured u seems finnaly blossom
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Old 08-09-2020, 09:46 AM
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tell me, who are your biggest forumquest inspirations?
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Old 08-09-2020, 09:36 PM
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tell me, who are your biggest forumquest inspirations?
This is pretty much it.
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Old 08-09-2020, 10:21 PM
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Somebody has to roll up all those half-elf bards I suppose.
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Old 08-09-2020, 08:05 AM
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A GM tells you, “We’ve gotten multiple reports that you’re AFK FD at a names camp and I’d like to remind you of the PNP just in case you’re planning something nefarious.”
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Old 08-09-2020, 09:36 AM
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Wtf Jauna
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RETIRED - Nuggie / Celelilly / Conavar - <Omni> formerly <Vesica Dei> P99
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On to the Future in Pantheon
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Old 08-09-2020, 12:23 PM
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i wish iwas immersed as jauna
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Old 08-09-2020, 01:20 PM
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i wish iwas immersed as jauna
Make sure you wash Juana's doll out thoroughly with a mild detergent, hot water, and your toothbrush before immersing yourself in it.
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Old 08-09-2020, 01:31 PM
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do yourself and jauna a favor and just burn that disgusting abomination
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Old 08-09-2020, 03:38 PM
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Run to the hills!!
Run for your life!!
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