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Old 06-22-2020, 02:58 AM
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Does not having kids mean you can't be resurrected in the future? Happy fathers day.
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Old 06-22-2020, 04:24 AM
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If a man loves a woman, but the woman has a penis, but the man still lives the woman, can babies happen anyways?
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Old 06-22-2020, 06:09 AM
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If a man loves a woman, but the woman has a penis, but the man still lives the woman, can babies happen anyways?
Does the man have a vjj?
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Old 06-22-2020, 08:55 AM
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Happy (belated) Father’s Day, pals.
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Old 06-26-2020, 12:45 PM
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Mechanizing the slaughter of animals did not make the world a better place. I would prefer the gentle touch of a human with faith in god and a practiced hand and sharp blade slit my throat then the heartless monstrous mindless automation of today.

Thanks dad.
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Old 06-26-2020, 12:54 PM
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Mechanizing the slaughter of animals did not make the world a better place. I would prefer the gentle touch of a human with faith in god and a practiced hand and sharp blade slit my throat then the heartless monstrous mindless automation of today.

Thanks dad.
If it makes you feel any better, some chicken processing plants employ manual chicken head-cutters. One of the worst jobs in the world, but it's there. Cattle are usually slaughtered with bolt guns or similar tools.

Mom hated eating chicken because when she was a child she was usually the one who had to chop off the chicken's head and pluck the bloody carcass, that being back pre-war when chickens were still usually sold live.

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Old 06-26-2020, 01:03 PM
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If it makes you feel any better, some chicken processing plants employ manual chicken head-cutters. One of the worst jobs in the world, but it's there. Cattle are usually slaughtered with bolt guns or similar tools.

Mom hated eating chicken because when she was a child she was usually the one who had to chop off the chicken's head and pluck the bloody carcass, that being back pre-war when chickens were still usually sold live.

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So rather than take life directly, respectfully and have gratitude for her chicken it comes neatly packed in an innocent little tray. Or even precooked out of a little box from a fast food chain.

I would still prefer to die by the hand of a person than be shoved into a mechanical contraption designed for efficiency and to meet some callous government regulations.

People have no respect for life. Diversity. Divinity. Adversity. May as become some gross gelatinous monstrosity that subsist on a protein paste and turn the surface of the world into a cold grey monochromatic sea of mechanisms designed to feed the entire population of the solar system.
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Old 06-26-2020, 02:23 PM
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If it makes you feel any better, some chicken processing plants employ manual chicken head-cutters. One of the worst jobs in the world, but it's there. Cattle are usually slaughtered with bolt guns or similar tools.

Mom hated eating chicken because when she was a child she was usually the one who had to chop off the chicken's head and pluck the bloody carcass, that being back pre-war when chickens were still usually sold live.

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That is a good way to keep the meat fresh.
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Old 06-26-2020, 02:29 PM
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Don't we only eat the male animals?
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Old 06-26-2020, 02:54 PM
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If a man loves a woman, but the woman has a penis, but the man still lives the woman, can babies happen anyways?
They can in Bikini Bottom.
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